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Just a boffola?
A very funny deipnosophist
was working as a columnist.
His name was Aron-Asimoto,
he called himself "The couch potato".

A dry run or a rehearsal,
was used by him as dispersal.
To screw up that was not his way
not even not for just to play.

As mister of the universe,
he loved a very pretty nurse.
He loved her on a wobbly gurney,
and felt like on a crazy journey.

Someone had stolen his beretta,
and he was calling for vendetta.
His weapon was a rolling pin,
so he was not about to win.

Why was he not about to win?
Because he hit just his own chin.
He quickly lost his consciousness
haha, his own thankfulness!!!

To lose his own consciousness
the result of his foolishness.
It made him sleeping like a lock,
until he heard the morning clock.  

When he woke up with heavy head,
he was afraid of being dead.
When he realized he was alive,
he danced with the nurse a jive.

They danced fast and at the end
they called the mixologist, a friend.
But he brought just a KEG, to drink
a jar of beer for me to think.

And if you don't like my poem,
that's your only problem.
If you don't like it, so don't read.
Maybe is humor not your need.