Message in a Bottle

My name is Scott, and I am marooned on an island. It has been torture, living here with only a knife for protection. It is an environment that is very alien to me, a man from the big city. The light from the sun is so bright it is a wonder that it doesn’t destroy my eyes. But what I find myself missing the most is a roll of toilet paper, so if you find this note, please bring some when you come and rescue me.