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  • Really funny, Asma!
    :)
  • Hello friends!

    I would like to share with you this joke :)

    - Hello, are you there?
    -- Yes, who are you please?
    - I'm Watt.
    -- What's your name?
    - Watt's my name.
    -- Yes, what's your name?
    - My name is John Watt.
    -- John what?
    - Yes, are you Jones?
    -- No I'm Knott.

    - Will you tell me your name then?
    -- Will Knott.
    -- Why not?
    - My name is Knott.
    -- Not what?
    - Not Watt, Knott.
    -- What?
    • haha!

      funny and very good example of words play by homophones ! :)

      I liked it, thanks dear Asma .

  • I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?"

    I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again. (David Brenner)

    • Hahah.............this one is really funny!

      Thanks a lot for sharing, dear Mahgol!

  •  

    A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

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    B: Ok
    A: A white horse fell in the mud.

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    Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady..'
    Mum: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
    Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on dad's lap.'

    • ;)

    • :)

  • A man sent his jacket to Somalia! They sent it back to him with a package of washing powder!!! :-)

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