- Hello, are you there? -- Yes, who are you please? - I'm Watt. -- What's your name? - Watt's my name. -- Yes, what's your name? - My name is John Watt. -- John what? - Yes, are you Jones? -- No I'm Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then? -- Will Knott. -- Why not? - My name is Knott. -- Not what? - Not Watt, Knott. -- What?
Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady..' Mum: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on dad's lap.'
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Hello friends!
I would like to share with you this joke :)
- Hello, are you there?
-- Yes, who are you please?
- I'm Watt.
-- What's your name?
- Watt's my name.
-- Yes, what's your name?
- My name is John Watt.
-- John what?
- Yes, are you Jones?
-- No I'm Knott.
-- Will Knott.
-- Why not?
- My name is Knott.
-- Not what?
- Not Watt, Knott.
-- What?
haha!
funny and very good example of words play by homophones ! :)
I liked it, thanks dear Asma .
I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?"
I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again. (David Brenner)
Hahah.............this one is really funny!
Thanks a lot for sharing, dear Mahgol!
A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
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B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady..'
Mum: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on dad's lap.'
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:)
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