Writing Challenge: A News Report

                               Brutal Attack reported on EC main chatroom

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Virtuality - The English Club main chatroom was attacked by the organized group called "The Devil's Chatters" during the peaceful - almost boring Sunday evening. The professional group was consisted of seven members and was easily recognized by their nicknames Devil No 1 - Devil No 7.

After entering the main chatroom, they greeted the members with words such as Olleh and Ih. Luckily the chat moderator Paula wittnesed this situation: "You know, they were asked to use English only but they ignored it! They said this is English - but coded! I didn't understand it, so I decided to block them but guess what? The blocking button was under the maintance!!!"

Another member Roman added: "Can you imagine such shock? I was about to go swimming and suddenly some Devils ordered me to stay, otherwise my account would be deleted! They didn't respect EC rule because they weren't nice with me at all!"

Despite the fact that both rules were broken, it wasn't still enough. In a few minutes The Devil's Chatters flooded the whole main chat with two sentences:

English only - but the more languages you know, the more of a person you are!!!

Be nice - but not with those, who don't deserve it!!!

At this moment nobody was able to chat and suddenly people started impulsively deleting their accounts. One of those who left was ambitious AG, who told us: "It is unbelievable! They opened my eyes and I realized it is high time to take up Spanish instead of being stuck with English forever."

Wild and experienced EC cat Mary was laughing all the time like insane and just  added: "Hahahaaaa, revolution is here!!! Finally I can kick all those bastards without being banned!!!"

After the incident Mr. Josef Essberger - the founder of English Club was contacted to tell us something more about the whole situation: "Such attacks happen but to be honest I can just smile because English is being the language number one, so I am sure that when this hysteria is over, our ex members will come back."

This brutal attack is being investigated by the special police department and it is still unknown, who is behind it - whether the competition such as other learning website or some members - rebels. 

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  • Ohhh myyyyyyyyyy... Mr. Josef Essberger left comment on my blog, seriously this is historical moment and yeah... I am glad you liked it, sir and you also informed us about FAKE NEWS word of the year 2017!!! Like Onee said - funny coinscidence.

    I was just worried I broke one rule as Onee mentioned we couldn't use any names of the celebrities and ooppps... I used yours! hehheeee (hope I will get something for such flattering :D)

  • Mary, 

    hope you laughed like insane .. haha.. you will of course give me some money later for making you popular via my this blog post, ok? Still laughing? :D

  • Rosemary,

    thank you for appreciating my sense of humour.. and please no worries, such fictions can't influence your mood, right? :D 

  • Paul..

    don't be sad it might happen again - well - if you are lucky ofc.. Once in a blue moon weird things happen! Btw I am glad you were able to DECODE this very complicated CODE :D OLLEH - HELLO and IH - HI :D how smart you are, I do admire you! :p hey but seriously - I wish I had even quarter of your brain math capacity!

  • Onee, 

    wooow I made you laugh little bit :D hahaaaaaa.. you know I am just unpredictable so one never knows what is able to come out of my weird brain :-p

    Thank you so much for your corrections...btw guess what? I felt like consisted of is weird but later skipped it and my sclerotic brain forgot to check this nonsense! As for English is being.. haha.. I just got some PASSIVE crazy mood and made passive of everything hahaaaa... thanks again for your time and effort to correct me and I promise, Miss Teacher - I won't make such silly mistakes again... NEVA EVA :D hehe

  • LOL.....Thank you for the info, Sir.

    So Fake News is the word of year 2017. :D What a coincidence! :D

  • FAKE NEWS!!! lol

    But excellently executed :)

  • hahhahaha what a cool report XD

    Oh, how well you know I like chaos :D

    Really cool and funny, you made me laugh!
    Thanks for sharing!
    :))

  •    U have a unique sense of humour :) I enjoyed reading ur report. . However  , I don't  won't the English Club to be under attack for any reason  . I love this place alot :)

  • Hi Elen! I don't like to put a gel on my hair. But yes, you are right, it sounds weird about their kind behavior. Haha, now I want to swim in coffee:)
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