stories from the time of Corona (1)

 

Each day, we sit listening to the daily conference on Covit 19.  We hear the live statistics and Coronavirus news tracking the number of confirmed cases, recovered patients, tests, and death toll due to the deadly virus. We know the time of briefing from the ministry of health in our country. Up to now, more than three and a half million confirmed cases of the new Coronavirus round the globe.   

 I and my family got used to this kind of lockdown and this routine. People tried to cope with the situation and tried different ways. Many stories were created from Coronavirus, some of them are serious, others are fictitious, and funny causing laughter. Let’s have this one: 

    “The government has just announced that if you have five kids, your family will receive five thousand pounds per week. A man heard the news and said to his wife, "I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our four kids." When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining.

“He asked, “Where are the other three?”

*His wife replied, “You are not the only one who heard the news. Their fathers have come for them!” 

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  • Shookrun Ahmed. Thanks for pressing the like button. 

  • If the son of Adam and two religions had money that would not be invoked to them thirdly, and the hollow of the son of Adam would not be filled except with dust and God repent to those who repented.

    • Alhayat maleeah bilmutanagidat, ya Ahmed. It is true that our mouths cannot be filled only with soil. Life is full of surprises, don't you think?

  • Donnobad Tony! Thanks for pressing the like button. 

  •  Wow!!! Hahaha!!!

    • se voce esta feliz, eu tambien estou feliz, Nan! I hope you are always happy, Nan. Thanks for that merry laughter. 

  • your story makes me laugh a lot . haha

     

    • Cam on Huynh Tuan Dat! Thanks for your comment.  Sorry for the late reply.    

  • hahaha,

    very funny!

    • Danyavaad Ankur Kumar! I am glad that you are happy. 

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