Each day, we sit listening to the daily conference on Covit 19.  We hear the live statistics and Coronavirus news tracking the number of confirmed cases, recovered patients, tests, and death toll due to the deadly virus. We know the time of briefing from the ministry of health in our country. Up to now, more than three and a half million confirmed cases of the new Coronavirus round the globe.   

 I and my family got used to this kind of lockdown and this routine. People tried to cope with the situation and tried different ways. Many stories were created from Coronavirus, some of them are serious, others are fictitious, and funny causing laughter. Let’s have this one: 

    “The government has just announced that if you have five kids, your family will receive five thousand pounds per week. A man heard the news and said to his wife, "I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our four kids." When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining.

“He asked, “Where are the other three?”

*His wife replied, “You are not the only one who heard the news. Their fathers have come for them!” 

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  • Indeed many people do their best to get a way out from their crisis because of Coronavirus but your story is different and cheerful, thank you 

    • Erin Melad, I hope to be one of your friends. I am sorry for my late reply. You are most welcome. 

  • While I reading that, I  remembering a real factor which is happening in schools here. By the govt offer teachers are going out for collect the children from nearby houses to fulfil the number. Whatever great story ....

    • Bahut shukriya Snishaan! The virus is making strange conditions on us. We will try to find a way out. Thanks Snishaaan for your nice story. 

  • DNA is the only solution in future


    • Main tum ku itifag hoon, lekin isn't it early for that? Thanks, Khuram Shahzad for your nice suggestion. 

  • Thank you

    • Koy baad nahi Yantila! Welcome my respected lady. 

  • In this pandemic pple all over the world forgot thier smiles but you have given a minute break to bring back the smile..  .. Thank you

    • Wow wow, Yantila! main bahut bahut pasand!  First, sorry for the late reply.Thanks for this nice comment. That was exactly what I have been waiting for. Thanks my dear, Yan. You are unique. God bless you. 

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