This group is created for everybody! In goal so that we will learn English by a joke, then we will laugh and smile at the same time. You are very welcome to our group that makes us have big happy time in here!
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Dear all friends :
First of all , I’d like to explain why I created this group . In my mind, we should learn English that’s our second language from something that make us smile and laugh and love to learn the English a little bit more and more everyday. The thing is jokes ; for example , Which month has 28 days? -All of them!
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? - 2 birds. The other 3 fly away More Jokes ,click me out
The second place, everybody should use the words that be neutral , polite and respect other people that we should have .Don’t allow using lean words to look down upon people in here, please realize about it .
Well, all members of group can create some jokes for sharing and learning them to our happy imagination together.You can share what you want by put that to the comment in our group or click “Discussion Forum”, you can do both of the ways. I feel thankful all friends who share it to us . It’s very kind of you. Please remember the goal of our group “we learn English by the joke then we will smile and laugh at the same time.” So it means don’t cry or make moody in this place, please smile and laugh dear friends ….
Finally, hope you will share your entertainments for us here!
Best wishes, Nucha….
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show,
"Look, it's not the same hat."
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table."
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything: it was, after all, the captain's parrot.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and another, and another.
After a week the parrot said, "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"
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My wife and I were having a serious quarrel.When I said to her pack your things. at that point her phone rang.So I stopped, she received The call, It was her dad The phone was on Speaker. so I could hear he was Saying. After the usual pleasanter between father and daughter. He said to the daughter I have transferred 1000,000$ into your account give your husband. 500,000$, out of it, and you can have the Other half, After goodbye, the call ended. and she turned to me, You said I should pack my…
THE PARROT AND THE MAGICIANA magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show,"Look, it's not the same hat.""Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table.""Hey, why are all the…
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Hi, I'm new here. Let me start with a joke. So,
THE PARROT AND THE MAGICIAN
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show,
"Look, it's not the same hat."
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table."
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything: it was, after all, the captain's parrot.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and another, and another.
After a week the parrot said, "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"
Greetings all,
For those of you out there, who need help with writing academic papers for school, I can help! I am a native
speaker with a degree in English and 25 years experience. So please email me concerning your writing needs. My website is http://customessays.wix.com/custom-essays
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Want to learn something new from you....I strongly believe that you also get something very new..English is passion...My skype id - yajoarderhimel...
hey i want to improve my spoken english . please add me on your skype. My skype id is : asad.uzzaman15 . thank u all
Hi
I like to improve both listening and speaking.
add me on skype please.id: piniker.kiden
thanx for ur attention.
Hi!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a new one here. Hope i enjoy sharing joke with you.
it's seem to be fun here, nice to meet you all :)
Hello every one i'm new member here & i hope we can share our joks to help us to improve our English language
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