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There Was An Old Lady
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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!
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Comment by 3ihpo5jw7z3iu on August 21, 2012 at 20:05 -
hahahahahahahahaha...
that was really cracking up :DDD
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SpamBuster Comment by nida on August 17, 2012 at 18:41 -
I'm not a unique person.... because there is someone who's just like me and that's YOU... =P
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SpamBuster Comment by Yasemin on August 16, 2012 at 20:46 -
@ Old Lady Nida,
Please DO NOT compare yourself with ordinary people! You are an unique one!
Everything is possible for you!
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SpamBuster Comment by Yasemin on August 16, 2012 at 20:44 -
@ Robbie,
Unfortunately, I didn't write the lyrics nor the description. Thanks for the comment. :)
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SpamBuster Comment by nida on August 16, 2012 at 15:22 -
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse........
Is this really possible???
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