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Blog Challenge: discourse markers - Honey

        Again home work..lol..Maybe, Teacher Expector wants me to run away from our club…hihihi….

        Here is mine and of course, it is always “crazy” as usual….

Honey

        How do you think about the word: Honey? Sure, honey is made from the honey-bees. They suck nectar from the flowers and save it in their “special stomach”. Why I used “special”, because as I know, the honey-bee has 2 stomaches, one is for nectar and one is for his food. He needs around 100-1500 flowers that his stomach full. After that, he comes back the nest and gives it to the worker-bee. The worker-bee will “keep in the mouth” for 30 minutes (or more) and put in the section of nest (oh my God, I hope you all understand what I’m talking about, my level of English is “great” hahaha). When it becomes solid, we have  honey.

        First(ly), I talk about the way we have honey and you see, it’s really difficult /hard work for the bees. Second(ly), let be back in our life, where do you hear the word: “honey”?  Of course, our partner calls us.  I don’t know why…maybe because “Honey” is very sweet, it’s sweeter  than sugar (as my feeling). And it makes from these beautiful flowers. Do you think so? My hubby also calls me: honey. I ask him why? His answer made me crazy: “because I’m a bear and bear loves eating honey” Oh, Oh…when I heard that, I thought about my “over weight”, I laughed so much (let’s imagine, with my “over weight”, he needs to eat “me” all his life hahaha…).

        Since then, I don’t call him by any other sweet names. I call him: big bear. Please don’t misunderstand, he is not “big” but I hope, after he finishes eating….then he can gain his weight a little and can be survive ..lol….

        Honey ..honey, it sounds good. As a wife, whenever he calls…then I never refuse him anything. But he doesn’t notice that. Sometimes, he needs me help and calls me : grandmom (it’s not exactly, grandmom in my case likes a woman who is very very old). I said : no way…I don’t waste my time for you (face’s surprise but could not understand) . Poor him!

        Ok, that’s all my homework, hope you all don’t feel bored.

         Thanks for your reading….

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Comment by mitran on July 29, 2016 at 4:28

Dear JET,

You're most welcome. Actually, I must "thanks" you. You're so kind, always give me some sweet comments.

Thanks again.

Comment by mitran on July 29, 2016 at 4:27

Dear Onee...

Me too, I'm so lucky that I have some good friends (like you) here. Thanks for reading and comment.

Love you


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Comment by Onee-chan on July 23, 2016 at 9:24

LOL...I agree with Noaslpls's comment. You write about two kinds of honey. LOL...

Hey, Mitran.... Always glad to see your cheerfulness in EC. Glad to have you around, beautiful Mom. ^_^

Comment by mitran on July 11, 2016 at 4:27

hahaha..Noas,

He said : toomuch...if you want..then he can share "that food" to you..lol..lol...

Thanks


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Comment by noaslpls on July 11, 2016 at 4:23

Hahaha ... Sweet Honey Mitran .... Always love reading your blogs. Your husband is lucky to have you because he will not run out of food to eat. LOL

Comment by mitran on July 11, 2016 at 4:15

Dear Elina...

No, no...I'm not smart as you thought...I just..just...don't want to show "my stupid" with my kids. That's why I need to learn day by day. Mom is always smart, right?

Thanks Elina, Me too, I love the word "sweet" ...but I really like : honey. Seem...romantic, eheheh...

Comment by mitran on July 11, 2016 at 4:09

hahaha...Teacher Expector.

Yes, As I said: he needs to eats "me" all his life.

Thanks

Comment by mitran on July 11, 2016 at 4:08

Dear Adaline,

hihihi...many thanks my dear. You're so sweet

Comment by mitran on July 11, 2016 at 4:07

My lovely Lady Ann..........

No, he is a "comedian" in my house. You know that, we keep a "custom" that we eat a dinner together. No ones can asbent...and through dinner, he tells some "funny stories"and I laugh so much. Even I really be die because of "choke with laughter".

You will belive me when you meet him in real. And all the stories which I talk about here...all are true.

No honey, no sweet-hert. He calls me by my real name. It's not romantic, right teacher?

And hehehe....yes, your home work is very hard for me. I'm scared...kakaka...

Comment by mitran on July 11, 2016 at 3:59

Dear arif saeed

hahaha...you're right. Maybe because you're a man then you can understand. But ..belive? He even calls me : a witch. And as I notice...at that time, his mood is very good. I wonder...why? and I found out...It's because of my nose. lol...

Thanks my dear.

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