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A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
Added by cetin evrim on January 31, 2012 at 23:09 — No Comments
Are you aware of that everything what you do in the Net leaves its own traces? Are you aware of such a huge problem of piracy in your country? Do you know you are a net pirat if you download your fevourite mp3 from websites which are free for you, which don't bring any profit to authors?
In most of EU countries is putting ACTA into practise, which makes lot of strikes in my city (Warsaw), other city's in Poland, like other countries.
Personally, I dont understand why it…Continue
My love true My feeling pure,
Since you passed into my life,
Everything within me change,
My eye sees life so wonderful
All my thoughts circled around you,
My heart flames with your love,
Since our eyes met, I saw your face everywhere
How supposed I share my love without you
No one can share me in you,
Maybe I selfish in my love, my passions and my feeling
Because my love to your more than you can imagine
While I was checking my email, I received an email from English Club telling me that my profile was featured. <3
Then, I swiftly opened MyEC to be ensured. :D…Continue
Fancy seeing your letters again, because I haven't talked to you for yonks. First of all I should ask for your forgiveness ; As you know it's all about time, but for sure I will call round sooner.
I can't tell you when I remembered this history that was…Continue
Dear all MyEC friends, how are you these days?
we all live in the earth, but we are in different time.. I am here in Banten - Indonesia is on Tuesday, January 31st' 2012 at 03.00 a.m. What time is it in your country? and which country is the earliest? thank you very much.. ^_^
Hi my dear Nafis,
How are you doing recently?
It is a considerable time that I haven't got a chance to be talking to you. So, as I miss you so much, I decided to write this letter only to you.
The weather here is cold, as my heart without seeing you around would be so alone and cold.
A single word, blog, picture, and so on, showing that you are just around, here in our common EC land, gives me so…Continue
First of all thanks and congratulations to you for taking a place in my favourite websites list ! It was a time when I searched and went through many websites for improving my English…
Allies of the North Atlantic Terror Treaty Organization (NATO) are continuing their reign of terror in Libya established last year.Continue
Added by Joe Essberger on January 30, 2012 at 8:03 — No Comments
Writing Challenge: Uncountable Nouns
I wanted to join this month Writing Challenge, but I was confused to whom I should write a letter. Luckily, one of my dear friends, Surawan apparently also wanted to join this challenge. She asked me to write a letter for her.
I'm glad to hear news that the flood in Thailand is over now. I was shocked when you told me for the first time about the…
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, “How much do I owe you?” “You don’t owe me anything,” she replied.…Continue
I have a friend named Monty Roberts who owns a horse ranch in San Ysidro. He has let me use his house to put on fund-raising events to raise money for youth at risk programs.
The last time I was there he introduced me by saying, “I want to tell you why I let Jack use my horse. It all goes back to a story about a young man who was the son of an itinerant horse trainer who would go from stable to stable, race track to race track, farm to farm and ranch to ranch, training horses. As a…Continue
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There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, “now that you can see the world, will you marry me?”
The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and…Continue
As you know sometimes different people in different areas have similar ideas and somebody gets the Nobel prize for them and somebody doesn't :-), or as decadence followers say, that no one can create anything new, because all good novels are written, all pictures are painted and so on.
Some of us did really like the history classes at school, but most of us didn't. But have you ever compared the history of our civilization with our own lives? I mean the developement and passing…Continue
Added by Jokonda Baskerville on January 29, 2012 at 18:40 — No Comments
Once upon a time all feelings and emotions went to a coastal island for a vacation. According to their nature, each was having a good time. Suddenly, a warning of an impending storm was announced and everyone was advised to evacuate the island.
The announcement caused sudden panic. All rushed to their boats. Even damaged boats were quickly repaired and commissioned for duty.
Yet, Love did not wish to flee quickly. There was so much to do. But as the clouds darkened, Love…Continue
Of course this is for fun.
However something comes to my mind.
If your soul mate is your family member, how lucky you are! You don't have to meet or anticipate. You own him or her naturally.
If your soul mate is your spouse, how valuable it is. There are so many people in the world and you can meet him or her at the right time.