My dear Teachers,

    Please forgive me if my idea is not good. I just want our club : “to become better”.

    I’m a student here, hihihi...a diligent student ..lol.. I’ve joined here nearly 2 years and I have so many best friends who help me a lot. I deleted my account one time because I got some trouble from it. It was my silly action and I’m still sorry for it. So today, after reading our Mod Expector’s blog ... I think...please let’s me : to give a “very small idea” .

     As you know, we’re always in busy with our jobs, studies, kids..or kekeke.. our money..lol... So sometimes, when we’re busy or need to go for our business or we’re tired and bored . What do we do? We will take a rest, right? We can go for a trip or sleeping or just.... hide ourselves to anyone. And if that time comes...why we cannot set our page up in private. I mean : why MyEC doesn’t have a button which I can do like that.

    I will give you an example (because...sorry, I’m afraid of with my poor English, Teachers cannot understand my meaning hihihi....).

     I wrote a new blog, but I set it  will be appearance on July 7^th. Ya, this button is so great. I can choose a time for my blogs, my photos. So why not...if our club has that button, if I want to go, I don’t need to “delete” my account (because delete our account is so silly –as I think), I just set it up in private. Only me who can see it. And whenever everything is fine, we can open our page again. Is it comfortable, right friends?

    Thank you for reading my blog and for your encouragement (you don't laugh at my mistakes...many thanks for it). MyEC is a best place for learning English. No doubt ^_^

    mitran

         My sweet mom, reading your letter that made me cry . Of course, now you cannot see my tears but believe me, from deeply of my heart, I can feel your love. I wanna shout at in public : “Mom, I love you” but…hihihi….I still not speak yet. So let’s me write my feeling here. Hope it will make you happy and get more power for our next “race” .

        Mom, we have “fate in love” together. First, The God didn’t think about you. He wanted to give me to another mom. One night, he heard about your pray and he decided to give me for you. It’s my luckiness. Although now, all time, I hear your “sweet voice” but sometimes, hahaha….your shouting made me scare (oh, you shouted at my brother/sister). I know, they made you angry and lol..lol…it serves them right, but please, I need your promise , if I come, please don’t shout at me. I’m still innocent…

        I’m so sorry about my actions, I didn’t mean it. Vomiting is a normal thing. And as I saw…you were tired so I stopped it when I was 4 months. Just, hihihi…please don’t eat much durian. I don’t like that smell. Anytime I smell it, I must wake up and move and hit your belly. You will be vomiting. So stop it right now then you will be better.

        I need more calories and nutrition for my growing so don’t worry mom, you’re still pretty even you’re fat or thin. Any kids in this world will be thinking the same as me. (Mom is a Queen/Miss World/Miss Universal or hahaha….Miss Fat) so eat and eat…we will become a nice couple mom/daughter. So many people will be jealous with us. It’s true, mom. 

        You told about your hurt…Oh my God, You need to apologize me. Your belly is small. It’s very small for me. And please answer me, after your good sleep, What do you do? Hahaha… of course, you will do some exercises, right? Me too, I do it. Just…1,2,3…breathe in, breathe out….oh, I make you hurt..ok…ok… I will do it quietly…1,2,3 breathe..and breath … ^_^

        Mom, 8 months and you knew that my weight was 2,200grams. See…You are a great mom. At the beginning, I was tiny but now, Can you see my face? Ya, It is… my nose, my mouth… ohhh, you ask me who I look like? I look like both Mom and Dad (kekeke, Am I smart?). I won’t answer like my brother : “look like Dad”. That answer made you sad, right mom?

        This morning, when I woke up I heard your whisper…”hey, baby..come out soon, I feel tired and fear”. I know, I know Mom but let’s me stay inside your belly some days more. I’m fear too. When I’m ready, I will go out. I wanna see this beautiful world. I wanna see your/dad face. I wanna see …. everything. So please wait for me….

        Love you so much

        Your tiny daughter….

P/s : again....sorry for mistakes...:))))))

     Hi sweetheart, what are you doing now? Oh, you’re sleeping. OK, sleep more. I know, this time is very important for your growing. You need rest all day and night. Just sometimes…I wonder….are you bored? Because like me…hahaha….I cannot stay alone for only one day. You…9 months and 10 days…ohhh..How much boring day that you have…

     You come with me suddenly. I mean : because of my health and the doctor said: “You had no chance”. So I stopped my expectance. And I didn’t need to take care of my health. One day, when I cooked a dinner. Lol…it made me vomiting. I didn’t think about you, I just thought that my level of cooking was back out . After that, I remembered something …oh my god, what a miracle! I really screamed. Dad couldn’t say anything, just hold my hands very tight. You are a big gift that God gave us.

     One day later, I come to the hospital. They checked very carefully. And they told me : “You cannot keep it. It will be dangerous”. Hearing that News, I was nearly unconscious. “Why??? Why you come and go easily? You don’t think about my hurt, huh?” But I know, it was not your fault. It was my fault. I should not have you at my age. Too old.

     I told them to give me some days. I will try my best, they agreed. You and I spent one week together in hospital. I drunk so many medicines (but don’t worry baby, all for my health. It needs better). A day when a doctor said : “You’re safe”. We had a small party. Dad and your sister/brother ate meal like they must be in hungry one week.. hahaha…so cool!

      2 months, 3 months…omg…you mistreat me. I couldn’t eat anything. Even when I drunk water and it almost went out. All day, I must stay on my bed. No work, no eat, no move….I just slept and slept. But when you reached 4 months, maybe you could hear me so you stopped your actions. Hihihi.. You made me always in a hungry. Today, you (lol..you, not me) wanted to eat this meal, tomorrow…that meal. And this time….all day, I was just thinking about : eat

     5 months, the doctor said : “you’re a girl”. But you were very tiny (only 287grams). Omg…seeing your photo and I could not find where your face is? hahaha…..

     6 months, I got 4 kilograms for this month. (hic..hic..where is my perfect body? Kekeke)  My belly was double before (and your weight got more double :701grams) . You started moving in it. But maybe, your hands (or your legs) were still small. So I was OK. I just felt a bit trouble with my back. It was hurt. I couldn’t lay on my back….only right side or left side.

     7 months (28 weeks). You grown up so fast. I could see my belly was big…big..…bigger day by day. You move..move and didn’t care it was a night or day. And if you heard your bother’s voice then you used your hands to kicked my womb. It was hurt. You always made me to lose my sleep (because you really like to play from 11 PM to 2 AM…hhhhh…) I know, having you is a wonderful thing but I hated myself. I even dare not to see myself in mirror. I refused all meeting. You know that I’m short  :)  and now….i must wear “a large dress” , no high-heels, no make-up ..hhhh….I think, I like a “frog” .

     32 weeks…I was too “heavy” , I couldn’t move fast. When I walk… Dad laughed so much. But when he saw me sad with his teasing. He told me : “honey, pregnancy is wonderful. You’re still pretty, don’t worry”. I know, he told a lie…but I was still happy…hahaha…..

     Today is the 35th week of yours. I feel tired. I think you will come soon. Hope you will be cute and beautiful like me…lol…ya, this time is my happy time, I wanna share my happiness with all of my friends here. And I will introduce you with my EC’s friend. So hurry up, come in safety, Understand?

     Love you more than I can say…..

     Your mom.

P/s : to all EC’s friend: Please don't laugh at my mistakes, long time, I didn't use my English.

     Hello my Teachers and friends….

        How are you? Hope every thing is fine on your side .

       Ohhh…nothing special…. Just I want you know that : I have some works. Actually, my company opens a new branch and my boss wants me to take care of it. I’m going to come the countryside from next month (December). According my plan…it will take me around one year or more. And maybe, I cannot visit our club frequently. I will try my best whenever I come back my city or on the holidays.

      You know, last time, when I missed here for some weeks. Hihihi…..my friends gave “a wanted”…lol….and the reward was high. Look….

     So dear friends, this time, please don’t do like that or lol..lol..lol…if you do it, please increase my “value”… ….and….hahaha…..I will appear and take “that reward/money” and no need to work more…..

      Will miss you all so much….

      Lots of love.

      mitran

       24 years old, I was perfect. But that time, my boss (mitran) didn’t care about me. She chose a simple style. Only wore T-shirt and Jean in dark color. But lol...I still looked good. I could see other women jealous a lot because of that. My boss was hard. She forbade anyone to touch me. Ohhh...actually there was only one person...but it is  her secret...I cannot tell you...lol...

      3 years later, I completed my first mission. Then I gained 3 centimes. My boss was still proud of me. She did anything she liked. She was lazy and she never did any exercises. But I was still perfect. This time, she changed her style a little bit. Now, she wore dresses but still unobtrusive and dark (color). When she went out, she received some compliments from men ...lol...(not from women). She smiled  and was so happy. She allowed me to eat whatever I liked. But I could not...because I was full.

      3 years more passed by...and one more mission. I again gained some centimes...oh, actually this time the number was doubled...kekeke...my boss was very worried. She tried to do so many things in order to make me  reduce my size. But She and I didn’t succeed...she also tried to change her style with many colors and flowers on her clothes. Hhhh...nothing happened. I could not be perfect. I was ugly. She hated me.Whenever she saw me...she shouted : “I don’t need you. Go away...” OMG...I was so sad. I loved her so much and  helped her a lot. How could she behave me like that? I was crying ...but I could not go...

      Now, she is punishing me. I’m always hungry. She asks me to stop eating. What should I do? She doesn’t care about my health. Even during one week, she only allows me to eat fruits. Sometimes, when she goes to the restaurant. While everyone enjoys delicious foods. I feel so sorry for her and lol...me. We just stay there and look....she even doesn’t dare to touch foods. She told me: “you will become bigger if you touch those foods, So look and smell...That’s enough” Oh Gosh, my friends, answer me...Is it enough? .

      I know, It’s her trouble (and women trouble..lol..) . But it’s also mine. She fights with me day by day. She checks me every day. No, I should say...she checks me every hour in front of the mirror. Maybe she thinks...if she looks at me so many times then I will be disappearing...hahaha...no way...how can I go...she must stand  me until the end of her life.

      And hahaha...Guess...Who am I?

Lol...my friends, please don’t get mad at me...hahaha...It’s just my way of learning English.

 Ohhhh, I’m not good in cooking. But you can do it. Very easy…

Now, we need :

-  4 eggs

-  1 can of milk (500ml)- sweetened condensed milk

-   Mold (make from aluminum)

-   Liquidizer + Sifter

-   3 sugar spoons.

* First,  We break 4 eggs + milk  into liquidizer. Add 750ml hot water together. See….

* Second, open your liquidizer and mix them around 5 minutes. Be careful, if your liquidizer is small, you need to take care of it.

* Now, finish? OK, next step, put 3 sugar spoons into your mold. A little water for the sugar dissolve. To burn it until the mixture (sugar and water) to become dry and change the color like that. I call : it's a caramel. It has a bitter mess  but it makes your cake more delicious.

* Ya, now, you need to sift that mixture of eggs and milk. Don’t take suds. Look…I do like that.

OK. We will steam it around 30 minutes or more, it belongs to your mold. Here I use an aluminum mold so I just need only 30 minutes. And this thing is very important. While the steaming, you should take off the lid, because the hot will make some water in the lid. If  they drop into your cake, hehehe…..that time, your fault, not my fault. Clear? :)

Now, my cake finish. Put it into your freezer. Yum..Yum….delicious. Oh my God, my weight…hahaha……

     Tomorrow,  I will have a celebration for my one year membership here. The time goes so fast. Like my  lovely Teacher Anele,  I will make the challenge for you. And I invite you to join it. Of course, you will be the winner if your English is better than mine (huh…no doubt, your English is good).

     One year, with so much happiness and sadness. I had so many new friends who are living in different countries. I haven’t thought the virtual world is attractive. I mean I think:  in virtual world,  everybody always tells lie:  they are just joking. But I’m wrong, here, in MyEC, I met some good friends who I can share my trouble and receive  their great advice. I really respect them. They made me think that  the world is too big but it has a “circle”,  so one day we will meet each other again.

     One year, some new friends came and some people went away….When  they left me, I thought I could not overcome it, but my life still continues. And although wherever they go, I always pray for them. Hope the God save them safe, health and get more successful.

     One year, I got older (hahaha…that’s why now I cannot show up my face here). And my brain is smaller…smaller…I always forget new words, new grammar, patterns….But with this blog, I’m careful. I checked it so many times. And I am sure, I write this blog by myself, no one helps me.

     One year…ohhhh…You are curious. Ya, I won’t make you wait longer.

     One year, one year…..hahaha…..OK. Here is last “one year”

     One year, I see my English has improved a little bit  (hihihi…..of course, I’m still learning it). So today, I make the challenge. It is : please find my mistakes on this blog. Who finds one mistake will receive one of my gifts. Everyone has only one gift. No, I’m not joking. I’m very serious. You can find my mistakes and get my gift. I promise you.

     Thanks for all the help and the time you are with me. It makes me so happy.

     Have fun and try to get one gift from Vietnam!

P/s : hahaha…this “P/s” don’t count.

     * I will need my  kind Teacher Hala  helps. If she says : right, I will accept your answers……

     * All my Teachers (Tara, Expector, Fidan, Nadira, Hala, Galina, Ario, Nafis…), please don’t join this challenge. Lol…I want my friends to feel this challenge fair.

     * If you find 10 or 15 mistakes or more, please don’t show all. Let’s give a change for the others. I mean : Please show only one mistake because You cannot get more gift.

     * The mistakes are : wrong word, wrong grammar, wrong conjunction/adjective/verb/noun….if the sentence is not clear but It’s right. Please accept it.

     * One more thing and it’s very important. If you want to have my gift, of course you should give me your real address (on my box). Oh, don’t worry, I will keep it in secret. I swear…kekeke…..

Which one do you like?

This gift is only 50grams, the post officer can help me. So I'm sure it will come to you house soon.

Or............

       Most of you are celebrating the one year birthday of EC by  videos, recordings …I want to do the same, but hhhh…my speaking is very bad. I dare not to add my voice here. I’m afraid that  You will misunderstand …lol…Let’s imagine… on my video/record, I say : I will miss you and You understand : I will meet you so you give me a “date” hehehe…..OMG, I'm sure…You will get more regret when You see me in real life :)

       So I will make a challenge for you on the blog. Ready? OK.  Now I need you come to the box below and type your name, your city/country there. I will check again and reply Who can join my challenge. Hey, my friends, if you receive “my refusing card”. It doesn’t mean You are not my friend. Just because “my plan” has a trouble. So I cannot accept your “fighting” kekeeke…. Clear?

        Enough for me now. I will post "my challenge" soon. Hopefully, all you join and cheer with me.

       Thank guys.

P/s :  OMG...I'm so poor in computer...I don't know how can I add the text/box like this. OK. It doesn't matter. You can give your name then I will type it for you.    ^_^

 * My dear friends, as I told, I will check the list and reply you (agree or disagree) .  Hope my plan won't get "a trouble" .So please wait for me. hahaha....I think "our fighting" will have much fun. 

     Hahaha…first, I’m so sorry. I always learn English with my “humors sense”. So, women… don’t get mad at me. I’m not going to talk about you, but myself…oppppssss…

     When I was a child, I was jealous of a neighbor girl. She was beautiful and her family was  rich. She had everything: toys, dolls, nice clothes, nice shoes…even she could visit many places and when she came back, she showed me so many “souvenirs ” (but never share with me). It made me felt “double jealous” hehehe… that’s why, one day, when she needed go out. I took one of her toys and threw it in the dustbin. She cried so much and thought her dog (lol) took it away. She gave him some rods. Poor him! I didn’t tell anything, I felt very pleasant….

     When I was 20 years old. I felt jealous of her again. She and I studied in the same university. I was not beautiful so I wanted smarter than her. Whenever she got full marks then I felt sad. I thought, beauty and smart cannot go together. But I was wrong. She had both. She was the center of attention in my class/school. She had so many boyfriends and hahaha…she made me so upset because I asked her to share only one with me and she refused …

     When I was 24 years old. I did one thing before her… I caught one guy who agreed to marry to me. She was later than me one year. On my wedding day, hhhhh… again touchy, she came and made me to become the “2nd most beautiful girl”. Even my hubby (being  a broom) couldn’t move his eyes from her face, brrrrrr… After trying so many ways , I couldn’t stop every ones from staring at her. So I found one way for myself. It was : to keep her beside me and whenever men looked at her, they would also see me..kekeke……

     30 years old . My hubby said to me :” I love you, honey”. I told her, she laughed so much and answered me : Oh Gosh…you must wait for a long time to hear that, after 30 years. I myself even first heard it when I was born... Really need to shout Oh My God…kekeke…

     Now, I’m 36 and we are still  best friends. We share everything with each other (just don’t share our hubbies..lol). My son and her daughter are the same age. We’re going to think about their  future. But it’s very important….as I see, my daughter and her daughter are repeating their Mom’s actions. They are jealous of each other. They fight every day. And this time (till now)…hahaha…my daughter is the winner. I don’t know why, but maybe because she has a crazy mom like me. Heyyy, don’t misunderstand, I still didn’t teach her any “lesson”. She does all by herself. I hope she can keep her result.....if not…hahaha.....I will join my daughter’s team and we will be fighting again.

     P/s: My Teachers Anele and Hala. I’m not ready for your punishments so please ..please...forget it. Else, hihihi...You know, I’m crazy and I can fight with any ones. Huh...you both are younger than me, more beautiful than me, most intelligent than me....but I don’t care. So please don’t challenge me. I don’t scare you...lol..lol..lol…

            My Teachers and friends.

        Oh, I know I need to talk about penguins or another pets like Teacher Tara’s advice. But hihihi….you know, there aren’t any penguins or shark or dolphin (except in Zoos)…..so it’s better if I describe my dogs. Now, first I want to introduce them to you. Their names are Gold and Silver.

        Let’s listen to their dialogue….

Gold       : What’s happen, Silver? You see red.

Silver     : hhh....It’s a stupid question..…Now, I’m so sad and hurt. Didn’t you hear our boss (mitran) shout at us? I didn’t mean it. My teeth had an itch. That’s why I tore her shoes.

Gold       : Yes, I got it. But you know, those shoes cost her an arm and a leg. And her hubby gave her a hard punishment. She wasn’t allowed to use her car. She had to walk for a week. (hehehe…)

Silver     : Why weren’t you on my side?. At least, you could have  helped me to avoid her rods.

Gold       : No way. Her punishment was not hard. It happens once in the blue moon. You could stand it. I didn’t want to add fuel to the fire.

Silver     : Oh my God. We have a done deal. Did you forget? We swore on our wedding. “We tread through thick and thin, through happiness and sadness, through success and failure,…..always together”. (crying)…..  I agree with her punishment. It’s my fault. I know, I was up to no good.  But I need you by my side. I think when both of us hug her legs then she won’t punish us like she did before.

Gold       : um and ah….

Silver     : (cry louder) : And you should give it a short. When you see her coming with the rod in her hand. You must cover me. I’m thin and if I stand them (some rods). I will go to the heaven directly.

Gold (contains himself to stop laughing) : OK, honey. You don’t need to say it again. I promise, next time, I will give you a hand. Now, you need to give it a rest. Look, what a nice afternoon!. Would you like to go out with me? We will walk arm in arm  along the park. After that, if you wanna eat anything. I will buy it for you.

Silver      : (smile) : It’s a good idea. I’m over the moon . Let’s go.

        Hahaha…..really, I feel a bit confusion. Teacher Tara said : I should give their name as : positive or negative. But I call my dogs like that (because they have  white and yellow hair/feather). Hopefully, next challenge, I can add the dialogue between : Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum…..lol…I will be rich when every day I call them : hey, gold, silver, diamond…come here….hahaha….

Thanks friends for reading my blog.

Explanation with my knowledge :

-         See red : very angry

-         an arm and a leg  : very expensive

-         No way : never happen (not possibly)

-         once in the blue moon : happen very rarely

-         add fuel to the fire : to stir up trouble

-         a done deal : an agreement

-         up to no good. Doing something bad/wrong

-         um and ah : don’t know what to say

-         give it a short : try something for the first time (to attempt to do something)

-         give you a hand : help

-         give it a rest: stop talking about something

-         arm in arm  : hold arms (linked or hooked together by the arms)

          At weekend, where do you like to go?

      Oh, here I don’t mean to talk  about  traveling or picnic. I wanna ask you about the places you go every weekend? Shopping, watching a movie, visiting a best friend or relative...As for me, I really like to come to the babershop for washing my hair and also cutting my nails. I love colorful nails. I have been there many times then I even can paint my nails by myself. But my hubby hates that. He said : there (babershop) is “talkative” hahaha…..if you want to know some News then you should go there. The babershop is as same as the “radio” which always provides updated the news.

       I see that he is right, if I want to know the trouble of my neighbours: Who is the most beautiful? Who is the richest? Who is so hard?, who is lucky or unlucky?...just go there and  all your wonder will be answered. Today, Ms. A has just bought a new handbag, oh, what’s its brand name? It’s LV (Luis Vutions), I don’t think so, she uses “the fake”. Let’s see mine. It’s real. I spent 2,000US$ for it on a vacation. What’s? Of course, it’s happened in the month when I visited the USA (and I had to eat less food in a month..hahaha) Ms. B has just owned  a new car, oh, don’t high your nose up in the air. You bought a new car but You are  still in debt. Even I know exactly how much you own...Ms. C, look at you, new ring,huh, ohhh... diamond ring...Ya, I see, but what’s  the quality, the highest quality, lol....No way, It’s just the lowest. And I can buy “heaps of diamond” like that.

      One car come, oh, look at her, she is very beautiful. And I will call her as Ms.D. Yes, she is an actress. She walks same as she is walking on “catwalk”, ohhh...be careful, there is one stone on your way...lol..but why today your face swells. Huh...Again inject your face with “botox” . Right? Oh, my face...why it has a new pimple. I remember taking care of it very well. Hello Ms.E, come and sit down here. Oh, I admire you. You have a very great body (hihihi...but I see some “fat” around your belly). What medicines do you take for your diet? Share with me, please.

       Of course, there are not only the bad things. I meet some good friends and we can share our troubles together. Especially, we are moms. We can talk about our Kids, our house works, our deal...I get some great advice from them. Just remember one thing. Don’t share your private problems or all people in your small “city/village” will know about you. Kekeke...Women are always talkative. It’s normal. So don’t be surprised or forbid “your wife/lover” to come to Baber-shop. Maybe you don’t know, if I can not talk ...then I will be die soon. Ask your wife: Is she the same as me?

       Any way, I see that  this activity takes so much of my time. I means : whenever I go  there. It will take me around 2-3 hours...hihihi...I waste my time. I should not do like that. But it’s my hobby. How can I stop it. Any advice for me?

       Please share your ideas if you have the same my hobby.

P/s : My dear Teacher Hala and Anele...so sorry if I had some mistakes. Please give me some months. I promise you..I will try my best to be good in Grammar. If I can not...hahaha..at least..I need to be ready for your punishments...lol...

       A few days ago, my Teacher Hala taught me some Tenses (Simple Present, Present Continuous , Present Perfect and Simple Past). I know my Grammar of English is poor but with her lesson..hahaha….then I can be affirmation that it is very..very poor. So after I learnt 4 Tenses. I decided that I will write a short blog and using these Tenses.  Now, let see what have I learnt  some these last days and if I have made some mistakes on this blog, please help me to correct….

       Now, I’m working in my small company. And I’m feeling so happy because I have just received my customer's phone. You know, Yesterday, I have already sold some Goods (oh, my company sells door lock). The customer was strict. After so many hours, finally, He chose a very new door lock which has security cylinder. It is new so I thought I should explain to him how does the cylinder assemble . He was surprise and didn’t listen to me. He told : “I need to meet your engineer. You’re a woman. I can not believe you” . OMG…..He made me shock.  But as he wishes…I let him to met my engineer.

        Today, when I have come my company. I saw him at my entrance company. He wanted to met  that engineer again but it was early (I must to come my company ealier than my workers). No one comes yet…I told him that I can be help. His problem was : He locked his room but he forgot and putted his key on that room.  It doesn’t matter. I can help him (hey, my friends, don’t ask me how…I won’t teach you..kekeke).

        Around an hour, he has called me and said thanks to me. He has also told sorry to me for his action yesterday. He said that He has never thought : woman can do like that. Lol…No, I’m not smart or perfect…just because of I have worked on my business for 12 years. So I have  gotten some experiences. That’s all.

        Any way, when I received his phone. I felt excited….hahaha….

        Thanks for reading my home work.

P/s : OMG…Really I need to study Grammar of English more. I always mix them together…huh…

         My babies,

       First, I just remind you , don’t laugh at my mistakes. Although, I am your sweet mom but it’s not mean : I’m smart. I know, my English is still poor and I’m trying to be good in it day by day. I want you to feel proud of me. And if you find some mistakes, don’t shout them in public, I will be ashamed..ehehe….

       Next, remember, this letter is for all of you. So don’t be jealous of each other. All you are my  kids. I love you equally. No one is much more than other. Now, please answer me where you are on my letter?

1. You’re the one that I love the most. You put so much “smiles” on my face. With you, I can share my troubles that no need to be hesitating. I know, here is the virtual world but I really love you. A few days ago, you made me upset and when I received your card (Oh my …why your handwriting is so ugly hahaha..) I felt so happy. You said “sorry“ to me, brrrrbrrrrrr…, ”sorry” is not enough. You must lie down and I will give you some rods. Got it? And you’re the one who also makes me to be ashamed of my poor listening. Really I couldn’t understand what did you say. I only hear one sentence : MOM, I LOVE YOU. Lol….Now, I’m waiting for you because of your promise: you will come to my country (Viet Nam) when you finish your study. Yes, if that day is coming, then I will be the “happiest mom” in this world.
2. You’re my cute daughter. Every day, I come to my wall and see your comments : Mom, Mommy…(Thanks God, you don’t call me : Mummy..lol..). I feel very happy and pleasant. Having you in my life is a gift that the Fairy saves to me. Now, you left me for your vacation and I know you’re safe. But I ‘m still worry for you because you are just a child who always makes my kitchen a mess. And do you get my post card? Ohhh..the post officer told me : tt will take 20 days from me to you. Hhhh..Why it goes too slow, even I can go faster than it by walking. Lol… You told me that you will be back MyEC at the end of this month (June), is it right? . Hurry up…I can not wait for a long time.
3. Naughty baby, you allways makes me become “crazy mom” with my smiles : kekeke…hehehe.. hahaha…OMG…And lol…lol..lol…, you said : “ I’m curious about you” ,right? ask me…What do you want to know more about me? Ask… I will answer you all (except one thing : how much money I have ..hehehe). Now, you’re spending travel with your friend (or boy friend) in  Island of Scorota that without me. Come back home, right now. You go but haven’t got my permission…ohhh..Why I can not breathe…..
4. You’re my teacher but you like to treat me as your mom. It’s my gratefulness. You always encourage me, never laugh at my mistakes. You added your voice on my wall and ...oppss…It’s very important. I could not understand what are you talking about till I saw your words on the card…. hahaha….Poor me!
5. Actually, you had some work and left EC but I still remember you. Hopefully wherever you go…the God is always with you. 
6. You’re the engineer. I love the way you made some machines. And you promise me : one day, you will create a nice car for me, hihihi…Remember, I love the car which  looks like BMW 335i and makes by BMW Company (Bayerische Motoren Werke AG), without “hood”. I close my eyes and imagine …I’m on that car, wow…so coooolllllllll. hahaha…and don’t be “uncomfortable” with my action. I did it because I love you. That’s all.

       Ohhhh...You're laughing, right? OK. It's doesn't matter. I love your "smile".

       Love you so much my babies

       Your sweet..sweet..sweet mom. ….

       Actually I don’t want to use this title. But today, I have a “cold war” with my hubby. And he said : “honey, remember that You are my rib. If I want ….then I will take it again” hahaha….Really? Well, let me list what would happen if there were no women in this world. 

       * Firstly,  Men would become fat because all  their time, They would only eat, sleep, drink…They wouldn’t go out. Their lives are bored. They couldn’t see any “wonderful things” in this word.

       * Secondly, They would lose their positions, money, jobs….because all companies of Perfume, jewelry, clothes, shoes….and also car, air-plan, ship, machine….would be close. Even our world would return to “original”.Men could live in grottos, on trees….they wouldn’t need money and houses anymore.

       * Thirdly, Wars wouldn’t happen. I means : the purposes of wars : include money, lan, people…or even because of women . without women, then he wouldn’t need to fight for possession of above things.  All things belong to them.

       * Fourthly, They would die soon. No one reminds them : to take care of your health, don’t smoke so much, to stop drinking wine, to go to bed early ..or even…hhhh…to take a shower, darling hahaha..

       * Fifthly, They couldn’t  be “poets”. Lol…Do you recognize that Most of poems are “love stories”. I means : best poems often  tell about “love”. For example :

it’s raining..raining..raining.

I miss you so much.

The wind comes and goes.

Only “ nostalgia” stays with me. 

(hey, don’t laugh…I know It’s worst poem but remember I’m not a poet).

       * Sixthly,  Men brains are old. They don’t need to learn, invent, discover, etc….their lives would be simple. No need to show their intelligence because no one gives them compliments…kekeke…

       * Seventhly,  the internet would no longer be necessary. Let’s imagine : no women then Men wouldn’t need e-mail, skype, telephone, Face book, Twitter….hahaha…our virtual world would be destroy.

       * Eighthly, Day and Night would fix together. Without women, who would care about time? I means : Men could eat at night and sleep all day long. But for women…It’s very important. We  never eat after 7 PM and need to go bed early ..else…hehehe….our beauty would be affected.

       * Ninthly, Men hair’s color would be white, because they wouldn’t need to show “their young age”. They would live with their real age. Rinses must be in the dustbins.

       * And the last - tenthly, without women then….lol…lol..lol…there were no men.

       I know that these things are not enough. But I don’t want to write more…or else…hahaha…all women would fly on the sky. So my friends (women), we are number one on earth.

        P/s : Sorry for my poor English and thanks for the help, my Y.Sis

       As I’ve introduced about myself, I live in urban area. And the price of house in my city is very high. So most of houses are small and don’t have garden . Here, You can not open a “farm” and can’t feed any animals (except some dogs or cats or some birds…..) like this : cow, pig, duck, chicken….hehehe….. It’s impossible. When My Mom wanna teach me about the natural life. She always take me back to her home town . That picnic was really helpful and interesting.

       My house is the same the other house (too small), but My Dad has a small garden and he is planting a  “lemon tree”. A few days ago, I found a caterpillar  (Please see this picture : hihihi...Who is more cute?) My Mom encouraged me to feed him and see what would happen? So my friends, Are you ready? Let’s have a  look at my lovely pet…..

       When I first found him. He looked like this :

After 3-5 days, he became a “cocoon”

One week later  , He grew up and turned into  a beautiful butterfly.

       My Mom wanted me to monitor his growth . I did as she said and felt very happy. It helps me gain some biological knowledge  . Hopefully, someday I can become a “scientist”…ehehe…..

       So here is my bonus..hahaha…with this photo, I don’t need to ask you : Who is more cutter? I know that I’m the loser. ..lol….

P/s : Many thanks to my Sis - Ha who helps me to correct this blog. I love you Sis.

Father

     It’s terrible. Yesterday, my wife gave me some “love letters” which came from “an imp” to sent for my daughter. Reading some his feeling’s sentences then I could not stop angry. “I miss you, You are so cute. You look very beautiful in that dress….” Oh my God. I could not believe my eyes, I used some hard words for shouting with my daughter. She cried and replied me (I can’t stand her tears) : “Dad, He and I are just a friend, Anyway, I’m 12 years old. I can make some friends, Dad”

     All last night lost sleep. Now, I’m so headache. Ohhhh….My head….

     This afternoon, I will pick her up from the school. I will take her and my wife to the restaurant. I want to make up my mistake. I’m so bad. Why I shout at my daughter. She didn’t write  any letter. The letters belonged to him.

Daughter

     Dad is so unreasonable. That is not serious. Just some letters. All my close friends have  “heaps of love letters”. And these are not like :”I miss you”. They talk about some more terrible things. I hate my Dad.

     This morning, I dropped in his room for saying “hello”. Looking his gaunt face. Maybe, all last night he lost sleep. Feeling hate Dad, Why you don’t take care of your health. Look at me, whole night I slept well. And now, I can see things around me are very nice. My life is still beautiful.

     Well, this afternoon, I will say sorry to him. I love him so much. I know he is worry for me. But I need Dad to believe me. Just a bit romantic, I know my mission.

     Ohhhh, my body..... Why it’s too heavy. From my heart, I don’t want to come to my school while Dad and Mom still keep their angry. Feeling not good. I forgot all my lessons. Huh…Dad and Mom, if I get a “worse marks” it’s not my fault. It’s your fault.

Mom-I

     Ohlala….thus the war happened again on my family. This time is not “cold war” (ah, this word show the war that happens between my hubby and me). Ya, I found the word for it “hot war” hahaha…..

     Yesterday, looking Dad and daughter. I felt so funny. He was so shocking. But I agreed with him. Our daughter is too small. When I was 16 years old. I didn’t know how a boyfriend was. Now, my daughter is 12 years. Oh, why I can not breathe…..

     Both of us again lost sleep. And now, he is angry with me. That way of behaving is very peculiar.  Daughter had a mistake but it is not mine. oh, I see. Again blaming me : “because of you, You overprotect her then she is spoiled”. It is like that:  if someone compliments her so She is his daughter, otherwise, if someone complains about her so he will say :”She is like her Mom, she is over-pampered, then this makes her spoiled, right?”

     My heart..... why it beats so fast. This afternoon. I will come to my kitchen and try to cook some delicious food. Let see, He likes scrimp. My daughter likes crab. What should I choose? OK. I will buy both. These are my favorite. Hehehe…..

      Maybe You are curious. Oh, don’t read the end of this blog. I need you to read from the top to the end and guess what is today?

     * 17 years ago:  It was beautiful day of my life when I received the first rose from my neighbor. He did not bring any cake, no present, no sign of  party, no sweet romantic words…only one rose and warm eyes. Actually, He feared my parents....hahaha…Poor him, if that day he said something…hihihi…I don’t know how did my life go?

     * 14 years ago:  The first day that I had a party for myself. But I hadn’t any rose. After I finished my class then he took me to go to the restaurant. Oh, it was not a romantic party. No guest. Only He and me. And because of no guest so I could eat so many delicious foods and I did not have to worry  about  his pocket will be empty…lol…

     * 13 years ago:  I worked so hard and forgot that day. I didn’t have a free time for a thought about that. I ate my dinner at 7.30 P.M and remembered “what is today?”. I felt very angry with him. (Because he phoned me and said : “Sorry, I will be busy and won’t come your house”. Suddenly, someones knocked my door. Shocking! It was him. Again, he came without no flowers, no cake. He stayed for few moments,  looked at me and asked : “Will you marry me?”. Oh my god, he broke my dream by this way of proposing. As  I saw in film that the boy kneel down before the girl, look indeed her eyes and open the box with a ring (here, I am not saying that my wish for the diamond ring ..lol.. yes but it just a ring). Huh, so romantic…..And now, Can you imagine my situation? But somehow, I saw his tiredness, worried look, happiness, brightness of love …. .in his eyes. So I replied : “Yes”. Hey, my friends!  Do you think saying  “yes” is easy to that moment?

     * 12 years ago:  He and I started living together. That day, we came to our company and worked and worked. We needed more money for our life. He picked up me in front of my company’s gate and took me to go to the flower shop. He went around so many times and finally, he chose “a Rose bushel”. He gave it to me and said : “You know, flowers will die soon. I will take care of this bushel and it will have a long life same as my love”. No idea.

     * 11 years ago: He gave me a  smile on that day

     * 10 years ago: He forgot that day.

     * 9, 8, 7, 6, 5….years ago:  He still forgot it or maybe he pretended forgetting it.

     * 4 year ago:  I received the cake with 35 candles from him (actually I know, it was my daughter idea). I could not say anything because I was just 32 years old. He even forgot my real age. Huh…why he didn’t buy a cake with 23 candles. I love this number so much. Ehehe…

     * 3 years ago:   After long time,We had a wonderful travel and enjoyed a happy time together. When I looked at  my Kid’s face. I just  said to myself: “Thank you God, My life is full of happiness,  I’m a luckiest woman on this world”.

     * 2  year ago:  I got some roses and a cake from my daughter (not from him, but hahaha... he paid for it). Ya, she grown up and understood everything. If he forgets  (or pretends to be forgotten). She always reminds him. It is her mission…

     * 1 years ago:  we met some trouble. That day, he just hold my hand and said: “You must take care of your health, don’t think so much. I’m always with you”.

     * Today: …lol…you can guess, right? Today is my birthday but I still have a travel with my family and I choose the day (May 5) for my blog to appear here. So I will accept all your wishes, your cake, your presents….and hihihi….also your flowers. And thank you very much, my friends. Since the day I knew our club. I met here good Teachers and good friends . From you, I need to learn lot of things. But I’m so proud of myself because you love me as your close friends (just has a bit confusion that some friends love me as their Mom hihihi…). Thanks guys, I love you, too.

Happy birthday to me..lol…and see you after my travel (maybe May 7).

Take care.

Your friend.

P/s : Many thanks to Sandeep who helped me correction this blog but hihihi.....I'm stubborn so I didn't do as same his suggestion. I'm keeping some mistakes...lol...

       If you are smoker, you can see the warning in the box : smoking is not good for your health…but Have you ever try to stop it?

       I’m a woman and in my country, almost women don’t smoke. So it is not fair if your husband smokes because at that time, you can breathe the smoke. And as I know, the second-hand smoke is actually worse for your than if you smoke yourself. Someone has a polite so they find a place where can be smoke , but most of the men smoke whenever and wherever when his addiction is coming. They even forget to ask the women : Can I smoke?. They ignore this question.

       The man know that how many diseases if  he smokes. But they don’t care, they always self-confident about their health. It is the big mistake. Yes now. You are young, you can overcome the ills easily. One day, you will get old. That day, you will regret for yourself. Most of  thing you can buy by the money but your health….never... you never buy it to  be back. If you say your life is long enough…lol…Do you know how long it reduce if you smoking? One tobacco takes you one minute reduction (actually It is only  5.5 seconds but I like the supposition : one minute....lol...).  Do you scare it? And it not only reduce your age. It will give you so much hurt. You can feel the hurt inside yourself. It destroys your lung, your throat, and your teeth….now, don’t say me that you don’t fear them.

       My husband addicted to it. He smokes so much. but since We had a baby then he reduced smoking. If he wants smoke (of course, he didn’t ask me that question) he goes to outside and smokes alone. I don’t like it. The smoke still fly in the air and I and my babies could inhale the smoke that was in the air. It is not good for our health. So 3 months ago, I begged  him to stop it. The first time, he laughed at me and answered me with his humorous voice : “honey, you and cigarette… I will choose cigarette” Oh my…..but when he saw I got cough (but could not drink much medicines) so he went upstairs and stay for a while for smoking. I felt so sorry for him. Why he must lead himself. Does smoking have a good taste? I don’t think so.

       Till now, he tries to stop it. It makes me laugh because I can recognize when his addiction  is coming. That time, he can not do any thing, he goes around, put this one, look that one…..or only stand in the window and look the sky. Poor him! Maybe he fights himself, smoke or not, only one time and will stop…finally, I see him to come the freezer and find something for eating. Yes, it is the good way. He can gain his weight and also forget the addiction.

       The entire smoker that I knew always smoked again. I don’t know why? My husband also stopped smoking once, but after one year, he smokes again. If this time he succeeds, what should I do? I don’t want he smokes again. Stop....smoke…..stop…...smoke…..the round is repeated.

       Any advice for me?

      Hi all friends,

     Ohhh… first, let me introduce myself. I’m from Vietnam and as some close friends treat me: I’m a “sweet Mom” on EC. Lol… I join our club for learning English and I see this club is wonderful. I met some good friends here who makes me happy and lol…also “upset”, but I know, they didn’t mean it.

     Today, I just want to suggest on more idea….. I don’t know how do you think? But as for me, I really fear a  “Teacher”. They are always hard,  strict.....and hhhhh.....I dare not to leave/add my funny comments. So I think, if our club have a “forum for asking/answering the questions” it will be great. I mean : I (student) can give the questions  (serious or funny or even stupid questions) and our Teacher will be answer them with her/his humorous sense. And monthly (weekly)  we will choose one question/answer is the best. Then I think our club will be more attractive.

     For example :

    * -  My stupid question : Teacher, yesterday, I lost all my money for one nice dress, now my husband is punishing me. Can you help me?

     -  Funny answer from Teacher : No, I  can’t. Me too, but I spent my money for the shoes, and now, my hubby is also punishing me . He hidden the car’s key and said to me: “Honey, you can walk for one week, everybody will look at your shoes and they will admire you” Oh my….

     *-  Or funny question : Teacher, I fall in love with one beautiful girl on EC. What should I do?

     - The  answer is : Don’t worry, unless you fall into water. Any action “fall ” are OK.

     * - Or : Teacher, My friends got angry with me, Please gives me “the advice”

     -  Serious answer : how can I give it to you. Even my friend got angry with me and I don’t have any advice for myself.

……………………….

     Thanks Teachers and my friends for reading my blog, and please don’t mind if you see some mistakes. You don’t mind, do you? (stupid question hihihi……).

     P/s : My friends, I love my way (humorous sense) for learning English so it is only my own idea. And also the way that I practice my writing. What’s? You ask me who is the Teacher?  Oh, if I have one vote. I will vote for Teacher anele

      When I was a child, I always look up in the sky and wonder How are the stars? Is it nice or ugly? Hot or cool? Dry or wet?.....and maybe all my life then I can not answer my questions. But in return, today, I become the star on EC for my effort.

      So, my friends, Please listen to the star’s story from  the beginning....

      As I said I was born in the home town and we had a big courtyard (it is for the harvest but the house is small). Every night, my parent laid sedge and all my family laid on it (unless it was rain). My sisters and I looked up in the sky and imagined by arranging some stars together : “Oh, there is a funny face, there are some fish, oh...look, it looks like a car”. We argued each other because with my eye I saw it was a fish but my sister’s eyes it was a crab...hihihi....My Dad was tired with our argument. And he didn’t judge who was a winner because hahaha...maybe with his eyes , he saw it was a scrimp.

      At that time, I always waited for the star “falling”. My Dad said to me: “When the star go zooming over, you can wish and  the wish will be true” . I was avid about that and waited day by day. But poor me! I always lost them. They  flew  too fast. And perhaps that  I had so many wishes,  so I could not remember where was my wish?

      In my mind, I think every one has a star for our self. I mean we have a life and our life is represented by one star. So I chose a star for my self. It is the biggest, brightest, and the most beautiful...lol... How many time I look at it and wish I can come there and discover what there is? But my dream is still my dream. I can not make it true. So today, I’m the star on EC, but I don’t need to discover myself. How about you? Do you want to discover/find out  this “star”?..hahaha…..

      In some countries, they flew into the Moon, the Mars (just survey), but they described them too ugly, no flowers, no water, no trees, no animals...I don’t like it. They broke my dream. My dream is there look like the heaven with so much flowers, fresh-air, and peaceful...Now, I grow up and understand all things but I like the opinion  that  when we are dead, our spirits fly to the sky and it will become a star. Every moment, it goes around and looks at us. Happy with our happiness and sad with our sadness....I’m so silly, Is it right? So becoming a star on EC is a best thing that I had, but I can not fly into the sky (huh...still alive) I must stay here (EC) as long as possible. I need to prove to my friends why our Teacher chose me. I’m sure, It is not because I’m smart/hard-working, friendly...it is because...Oh,  I know..I know it (shout) ...because I’m a beautiful member..huh...What a nice guess! Lol…..