Helloooo everybody, 

here I am to announce the winner of Talkative Sunday :-) 

Do believe me it was hard to decide and it took me some time. I have to admit that many of you showed here that your sense of black humour is awesome and many of you made me laugh with your titles. 

However, I am sorry but only one can win... so the winner of this round issssssssss:

                                                     R O S E

with her title: Sitting here with empty hands isn't funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations, dear Rose and I am looking forward to your round ;-)

Thank you all very much for participating !!!!!!!!

Btw... as for this picture - I took it during my stay in Hungary where I was some days ago.. just imagine we woke up, it was our last day, we were leaving apartment and my kids called me, laughing: "Mommmmm, there is a sceleton in the garden!" I thought they were kidding me, so I went there and the owner of the accomodation told me he was preparing everything for his Halloween party there... then my kids started asking me one hundred times to take a picture of them with this sceleton :D 

Hello guys, 

as you know I am the next victim oops winner of this unpredictable and funny game and because I love to break the rules .... firstly I would like change the title. You know, I am kinda talkative, so I am really sorry but words such as WORDLESS etc. aren´t in my dictionary :p

So for this time Wordless Wednesday is right now turning to......      

                                                        Talkative Sunday

(hope AG won't kill me :D shhhh)

Honestly, it took me time to come up with some cool and interestingl picture, however then I recalled one of my recent photos, which I forgot to post here and tadaaaa.. I got excited to see and read your descriptions and titles..

As it is TALKATIVE SUNDAY I have just one more wish. I would appreciate apart from giving the picture title so that you would also add - what do you think is behind the picture...how come I saw something like this etc. 

Have fun, make the titles funny - there is no limit when it comes to imagination and I am looking forward to reading your creative titles ;-)

P.S. Later I will tell you where I saw it :-p

Hello guys, let me bother you after long time again with my another travel blog :-p Today I would like to share with you my travel experiences from Hungary and Austria. Maybe it would be better to call it: "Magyar (Hungarian) - Östereichische (Austrian) Battle". Ehm... I guess many of you think now: "Pfff... Austria is the winner." Well... try to read me little bit and then decide, ok? 

So.. me and my family spent four days abroad, just we can't count the first and the last day as these were mostly traveling days. So what reminds? Yeahhh..you still can count, I knew it.. you are right… two days. One day in Austria, one day in Hungary – fair enough, nah?

Let's start with Austria. As you may know it is economically developed country, where everything is clean, people love to decorate their villages, put flowers in the windows of their houses and if you leave the phone in your unlocked car – believe me it will be still there when you are back. Their mentality is simply awesome, however I would like to add that for us – Czechs it is a bit expensive there.

We firstly visited the largest endorheic lake in the central Europe called Lake Neusiedl. Ehm… endorheic isn't any abrakadabra word it just means that water flows into it but not out of it. This lake is situated in the northern part of Austria and there are many smaller lakes around. We chose one of them and walked around Zicklack See with bird watch points, which might one day disappear as the water is almost gone. Anyway, I talked about Lake Neusiedl, which is mostly lake, where several kinds of the birds live and people visit it to watch them. It isn't lake where people swim as its coast is mostly covered with reed, however in some parts you can find beaches and promenades, where you feel like you are at some coastal destination. Despite this all, no no noooo...nobody would ever force me to swim there with the ducks! :D

Another important thing is that Lake Neusiedl is literally occupied by many cyclists as there are several kilometers of paths for them. What about to visit some ruins of the castles? This area is also called Burgenland – which means Land of the Castles and it is also full of wineyards – the best combination for someone like me! Not just castles but also ruins of them are part of this green flat landscape. We chose two of them – Tabor ruin and Hornstein ruin, which is situated in beautiful countryside, offers magnificant view, just you have to climb the damn steep hill up to find out there is just one wall of the medieval castle! Anyway – it was worth it, believe me!

After this experience I prefered to see a castle, where I imagined myself as princess and this fantasy perfectly matches with Esterhazy Castle in the city Eisenstadt, which was very nice, especially its gardens and surrounding. When we were there – firstly nobody was around but later opera in the castle was about to start and all the noble posh people from Viena (capital Austrian city) were just coming wearing expernsive suits, dresses and giving weird faces… grrr.. nothing for me..

So eventually we decided to run away and see the outstanding sunset over the lake..honestly speaking one of breathtaking experiences of my life even though it was cold weather but to see such beauty is really unforgettable and unique moment...I wish I were there one day again!

Now it is turn to show you and tell you something about Hungary. Let me firstly say that this northern-western part of the country I explored is very flat and it is like a miracle to see there a hill! Me – mountain lover was suffering a lot to travel and see just on the left corn fields and on the right another fields. What might be maybe interesting for you is Hungarian language. It isn't anything related to my native language nor to any Slavic language – it is as if they talked in Chinese because we don't understand them almost anything :D So one has to pray so that Hungarians you meet were able to speak English because many of them prefer German! :) See some pictures I took from the car and try to read the names of the villages – btw don't bite your tongue!

However, lets continue with our third day, which we started in the historical city called Sopron – read (schopron). To be honest I fell in love with this city because the center of it was not that big but beautiful enough offering many things such as Fire Tower, Catherdal, City sightseeing train, old historical houses and squares…

When we were hungry in Hungary ( haha just my stupid playing with the words :D) we decided to take lunch at one of the restaurants in the historical center. I decided to taste something hungarian and my husband too. So apart from local beer called also Sopron, we got chicken with paprica and tirhana (which is special hungarian pasta) and pork with beans and potato crockets. Delicious and even cheaper than in my country. Finally I felt like these rich western tourists! :D hahahaaaaa…

Another place we decided to explore was Esterházy Castle in Fertöd, which is called Hungarian Versailles because it is one of the most beautiful castles in Hungary. Such a magnificent architechture, awesome park to walk and relax in and history everywhere around you was just the best treatement for tired mother like me! :D By the way a part of this castle park was Japanese Pavilon, which used to be or still was (to my surprise) guest house. In the middle of the forest – I wouldn't sleep there even for free :D

So this is in short all about my trip, which was awesome as the weather was perfect and this is the most important to me. In my opinion there is no winner because both countries can offer something else and both have their own beauty… calm Austria against wild Hungary 1:1 to me...

P.S. If you want to see more pictures, I plan to post them here some later :-)

Would you like to travel with me for a while again? No problem, guys, just enjoy the atmosphere and relax while reading my blog :-) This time I will take you to the Croatian Island called KRK, where I spent one week with my family. It is one of the biggest Croatian islands, situated in the northern part of Croatia in Adriatic sea connected with the mainland by the bridge (btw if you are curious just google Krk Bridge).

It is almost 860km far away from the city I live in and we went there by car. Oh yeahhh….now I can imagine your surprised faces :D Whaaaaaat? By car? Haha, here in Europe it is totally common to travel like this and many people do so. Luckily we have good highways, so it isn't big deal travel safe and fast. Well.. finally after many many hours, we reached our destination Baška /Bashka/ at 6 pm, totally dead as it was during our journey 35 degrees! Baška is the pearl of northern part of Croatia as it has very beautiful almost 2 km long peblle-sandy beach and is situated in the valley, surrounded by the rocky mountains and pines. Well, no words can describe such beauty so let me show you my picture I took while climbing the mountains, where I little bit injured my leg! :-)

You see? I didn't tell you any lies, location of this touristic destination attracts many people from Europe and that is why there is one disadventage, which might distract some oversensitive tourists. What is it? :-D Well… like I told you the beach is very beautiful – so yeah many many people have to see it and spend their time there, which means – this beach is DAMN CROWDED! :D To be honest, I felt like in these pictures from China where people just lie next to each other on the beach..ok ok, I am exeggarating but luckily not so many people were swimming in the sea, which I enjoyed a lot as I felt some privacy at least there :-) We experienced huge waves – in fact I have never seen anything like this and we enjoyed jumping in them with the kids a lot!

What else can Krk island offer you? Depends on your nature… I am history lover, so I forced my family to visit the capital city of Krk island called.. haha KRK :D It is awesome to walk there in the narrow streets, to visit the Frankopan Castle, to get to the harbour and just enjoy this touristic mood, drink coffee and feel relaxed...

Another tip for great trip is to visit a bay with healing mud situated in Soline Bay. Here people come and put mud all over their bodies. This mud can heal rheumatism but I didn't get why some people put it on their faces! Weird people, right? :D For better imagination I am here with these two pictures :-)

Walking in the mountains is the best relax for me and we decided to make some trips to enjoy breathtaking views of picturesque landscape, which are unforgettable. Some sceneries will be forever kept in my memory and I hope one day I will come back and walk more in heights because this is more enjoyable to me than to grill my body on the sun down there!

It was almost unbelievable as for some events and health issues of my kids that this year we would go for holiday but luckily we got opportunity to spend one week in the Czech mountatins called Vysočina, ehm try to read it as: Vysotchina, which I would translate into English like "The Czech Higlands". This area is situated right in the middle of my Czechia and it is full of fresh beautiful forests, lots of berries, ponds, forgotten castles and relaxing atmoshpere.

Just imagine you wake up in the morning, open the window and feel the fresh air coming from the forest as your hotel is so close to it. I felt as if I slept in a tent – just now I am older and spoiled to do it :D Anyway, to enjoy the nature is the best gift for me and do believe me I enjoyed it a lot.

Every day after breakfast, which the owner of the hotel prepared for us we set off for our adventures. We walked a lot and I was surprised my four years old daughter was able to walk 10 kilometers and then was even able to run and jump, whereas I felt like 80 years old retired granny! My kids will never stop surprising me…

One of our journies was heading to the place which was called The End of The World. You know it is funny to walk in the forest and just all of a sudden to see in the middle of nowhere a statue of the Mamooth! Our country is cool as you can see and our artists too. However, the kids were so excited to see something else – End of the World what was their disappointment when we reached the place and there was just some figurine of the old man in the shelter :D In fact – it was a place where used to be the border between Bohemia and Moravia – two main regions of my country and logically the soldiar is still protecting it there...

Then we visited many castles but one of them impressed me a lot. This castle was called Lipnice and I can assure you that you could smell the history around each corner. We got some brochures as we went there to explore it and these were full of interesitng facts. Just imagine that beyond one wall was burried a wife of one king as she was cheating on him. Another fact, hard to believe if it is true or fake is that there is a legend telling us that the ghosts of some young girls who died in the castle as one of the owners kidnapped them, brought them to the castle and then was having fun with them against their will and was raping them there …. yeah… these girls are still present in some parts of the castle... the middle age era wasn't funny at all, right?

As we were with the kids, we had to find some entertainment for them and good choice was the Western City. Have you ever seen anything like this? The old wooden houses giving impression as if you were walking the street of the Wild West. You could see there everything, starting from the bank – where you exchanged money for their special money, the church, the house of the cherif and even … the cemetery! The programme with the final exhibition was really awesome! The actors and the actresses playing in the historical old costumes, the gangsters riding the horses and shooting like insane. Cool, right?

Well… I don't want to bother you with other trips and activities we enjoyed, you can check the photogallery to see more… just I was really so happy that we finally after all the problems we faced, we got time to have fun and enjoy it all together!

Hello guys,

it has been long time EC used to be full of Writing Challenges, so why not to repeat the history and give it a try once more again?

Here I am coming with my Writing Challenge and I hope it will inspire you to write and post your blogs as I would like to read interesting letters full of ups and downs, surprises, creativity etc. :-)

Well, what it is the task?

Imagine you were going through all the stuff your ancestors left hidden closed in the attic and suddenly you came across a mysterious envelope with your name! You opened it and to your surprise there was a little key and a letter addressed to you written by your beloved but already dead grandma/grandpa starting like this...

My dear Luci (of course here will be your name),

I would like to tell you something nobodody has an idea about as it is our family secret but I want to share it with you. Many years ago I went to the harbour and met there a man, who .......

and now it is up to you to make this letter complete.. Easy? Difficult? Come on, you can make it as you are here to practise English :-) Firstly think long and hard and then... hahaaaaaaaa... GO FO IT :-) 

When posting your blog, give it a title:

Writing Challenge: A Mysterious Letter From My Grandma (or) Grandpa - choose please one of them..

GOOD LUCK and I am looking forward to reading from you because EC LACKS BLOGS LATELYYYYY!!! :-)

This pic was taken from:

https://www.altaplana.be/dossiers/mystery_of_mary

Light summer breeze was dancing in her curly hair while she was fully enjoying her morning walk. After a while she found herself in the middle of the forest, she loved so much. She was watching the sunbeams fighting against the trees, trying to win, trying to flood the whole forest with the unique gold colour. The air was so fresh that it made her feel a bit energetic. No more troubles, no more worries, it was just about her and forest – the best friends forever. She sat on the log and started listening all this noise. Lots of busy bees flying around the hive, a lonely woodpecker drumming on the tree, gentle wind playing with the leaves – it all made her realize that this place had its own magic. She closed her eyes, took a breath and suddenly felt so naturally.. This unforgettable pleasent feeling made her fully relaxed and calm. She was a part of the forest and forest was a part of her. After a while when she opened her eyes, she caught herself smiling. Yeahhh.. this little forest therapy was worth it as it enriched her mind, gave her energy and great feeling with knowing her forest will welcome her anytime back.

The Picture was taken from:

https://collections.yandex.ru/card/5895ad15b47883006873074b/

Have you ever met him? Whom? I mean… have you ever met a gentleman? When talking about such a guy, one either thinks of history and picturizes a man wearing noble suit or just somebody who treats women with extra respect.

The thing is… "Are modern women dying to be surrounded by such "kind" of men?"

Without doubt times has changed. Women have changed. They are more and more independent and on the contrarery men are less and less gallant. This is the fact. Another point is that this all is dependent on the society we are living in, on our morals and mentality, which differs throughout the nations. When it comes to me, I was raised in the central Europe (don't dare to say Eastern Europe :D) and I can say our men are not any super duper gentlemen. However, yeah there is one big however… you know, I don't mind it at all because I am not used to such manners or such huge attention, especially not from the strangers. On one hand to hold the door for women is something even our rednecks can do and I am ok with it but ehm nobody will fight here to help you with luggage, no men will offer his seat to a woman in the public transportation (maybe just in case she is too old), almost no men would help you to stand up in case you fell down. Now I must laugh because I believe if I fell down in winter on slippery pavement in front of some guy, he would be able to laugh at me instead :-D but I would laugh too. Well, this is our cool specific humour :-)

I would say each gentlemen needs a lady but are there enough ladies around? This is the main dilema as the gentlemen almost have gone extinct, I am not sure if there are so many women with behaviour of a true lady. When I look at myself in the mirror I just see a crazy woman instead of  the lady who is posh at any cost, who doesn't swear at all, who cares too much about her look (who the hell has time and money for it) and who is sooo charming.. hahahaa so let me be myself, let me enjoy opening door for myself, let me enjoy carrying heavy bags and standing on the tram because where are no gentlemen... there are no ladies :D

What about your experiences, guys? Are there gentlemen and ladies around you?

Having a chance to travel back in time and to meet a historical person would be the best birthday gift to me, however I know, I know, this is just about my imagination… Well, to ask Jesus to show me walking on water wouldn't be a bad idea but I am not sure, if I would give him my hand in case he would start drowning... To meet Giacomo Casanova would be cool but I would be scared of catching some sexual dissease as he was such womanizer! :D To be sincere, I would meet Sigmund Freud – well known psychologist. Ehmmm… stop yawning guys, I can see youuu!!!

You know, he was born just 30 km far away from my place, even though later he moved to Austria and lived in its capital Viena, so I won't even travel so far away when it comes to the distance! (saving money, Mr. Clark :D)

Why him? As I am sometimes hysterical psycho, I would like him to practise his therapy on me! He was trying to cure such people by hypnozis and I wonder, if it would help me to control myself or not! Besides I would like to ask him about my sleeping paralyzis, if he knew something about this problem in his era because it time to time bothers me as I wake up and can't move! "Sigmund, please help me!!!!" ehm hysterically screaming Luci really needs some help as you can see. Maybe I would ask him to invent some therapy against it. Another issue which he would be maybe little bit confused about would be my sexual dreams as he was so much into them and their interpretation. Sigmund, how come I have no dreams like this? What would you say to me?

I hope, he would survive to meet somebody like me and after seeing me leaving, I bet he would light his cigar and would just think: "Uffff, finally she is gone!"

Pic was taken from: http://www.ngv.vic.gov.au/vienna/sexuality/sigmund-freud.html

Do you know anything about your ancestors? Have you ever been interested in getting to know something more about them? As I am curious person with a quite good detective abilities, I got totally excited when I came to know that our registers in the archives are online on the Internet. Ehm… What does it mean?

The thing is that the books where are written the dates of births, parent's name of newbie, their occupation, name of their parents, date of wedding, date of death etc. - this all you can check out on the Internet and if you are pretty good – you can even get like this into the 17th century. To be more specific when I was searching for my ancestors I got into year 1734 and I think it is pretty cool, right? Anyway, do belive me it wasn't so easy as it looks like (ehmmm and that's why I wasn't here lately too active as I fell in love with this hobby :D)…

If you follow your own logic, you don't need to hire any specialist (genealogist – don't mix with gynecologist :D). I just asked my grandmother about some important facts from our history, about some birth certificates etc. and tadaaaaaaaaaaaam… I started my investigation… However, yeah again there is however! You know in the past in my country was used the German langueage and of course it was also used in these kind of books. Luckily, I know little bit German but to read this old German handwriting (called Kurent - btw they have even various types of this Kurent) was the first obsticle… I felt like it would be better if it was written in Chinese or Japanese (haha nothing against guys from these countries :D)… Just have a look and you will undertand, what I am talking here about…

Anyway, luckily I found a forrum, where some nice people were able to translate the text for me and now… I somehow learned to read it – I won't say for 100% but for 80% I am really able to decode it.. in fact I got you used to it :-) What I find really interesting is that there are written also occupations, where they lived (btw numbers of houses are here still the same from 17th century), how they died and many many other interesting things. It is funny to see that in my genes are ancestor's genes who lived in totally different parts of this country. Unfortunately, so far none of them was somebody rich, wealthy etc. :D poor me, yeah I know...

To be honest, I spent many hours on this awesome hobby and I can say I am successful but want to find more and more, even though it is harder and harder as you get deeper and deeper in these old books…

Life is unpredictable. At times it plays with us, exactly like it played with me today in the morning. I guess some of you know I have two kids (7 years old boy and 4 years old girl), so our mornings are usually pretty hectic. If I am not too tired, I prepare as much as I can in the evening to avoid stress or some unexpected moments in the morning as we all are in a hurry. Today we woke up, kid's clothes were prepared, I made breakfast etc., to sum it up... everything went smoothly. However, yeah there is always some however! I bet you all know these situations like everything is going without problems and then BAANGGGGG in one second things turn to be out of control. So yeah guys... this was exactly one of these situations I was "lucky" to face.

We were about to leave and suddenly ooopsssss I found out my keys are not at place where they were supposed to be! Oh my gosh! First class panic! "Where the hell are they???" I thought... As if I were insane, I checked handbags, all the pockets, I checked all the possible even illogical places to find them but with the same result = NOTHING! Stress started controling me, so I screamed at kids who were already outside to go back! When they came, I was still cheking everything more and more like a psycho with knowing I will be late for work, when all of a sudden I heard my son saying: "Mom, Naty (my daughter) found them!" I turned back, saw her holding my keys and didn't believe my eyes. Yupeee, we can leave our flat and if we walk fast we won't be so late! On our way to the kindergarten I asked Naty, where did she find them...and she just replied: "In my kitchen set I play with." I was like...."WHATTTT????!!!!!" She added: "Yeah mom, I think you had to put them there." At this moment I didn't know, if I should kill her or start laughing! I knew that she hid them there but such lie made me speechless. Funny thing is that until now she hasn't admit it has been her (no idea after whom she is so stubborn :-D).
Anyway, we say here: "Everything bad is good for something!" and this situation made me think of purchasing a spare key of our flat! :D

It was a rainy cold Sunday morning. A little  girl Anna woke up earlier than usual and as she didn't want to disturb her sleeping parents, she grabbed her favorite book, started flipping through the pages and within a few minutes she got immersed into her fantasy world. What draw her attention was a picture of a beautiful blossoming meadow. Anna wanted to be there so badly because it was neither the end of winter nor the begging of spring behind the window. She closed her eyes, imagined the spring atmosphere...and suddenly something magical happened. Nice melody, as if somebody was singing flooded the whole room. When she opened her big eyes, right in front of her was a silver flying butterfly telling her:

"Anna, I know what is your dream and I can help you. Do you still want to visit the spring meadow???"

Anna was smiling and immediately, impatiently answered: "Yes yes, dear butterfly, please take me there."

Butterfly replied: "Let's go then, girl! Just close your eyes again and say... Spring I am coming to you!"

Like he said she did and when she opened her eyes again she found herself inside of the picture, right in the middle of the beautiful meadow... She was so happy and surprised. Gentle breeze was playing with her hair, busy bees were searching for the flowers, birds were singing their melodies, sun was smiling and each flower was so colorful that she didn't know, which one she should smell. All of a sudden a little rabbit appeared in front of her.
"Hello Anna! Welcome to our meadow! I hope, you will like it here, just don't forget we have one rule... Don't hurt nor destroy anything, otherwise everything will disappear." said the rabbit.

Anna nodded and assured the rabbit that she would follow his advice.

One by one she met all the inhabitants of the meadow. The ants were telling her jokes, the bear gave her little bit of honey, the old owl guided her, everybody was so friendly. Anna enjoyed these spring moments, had great fun, however later she started missing her mom. She wanted mom to be there with her and as she missed her, she decided to pick a flower for her. She looked around and thought: "Woow, such a nice daisy! Mom will love it!"

Anna picked the flower but suddenly everything started shaking, moving upsidedown and she could just hear rabbit's angry voice screaming: "Anna, I warned you not to hurt anything and right now you have broken the rule. I am sorry but you have to leave, girl. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…"

Anna closed her eyes as this all was disturbing and felt like flying. When she opened eyes again she was sitting on her bed and the book was right in front of her. She saw the picture of the meadow she had visited but knew such things wouldn't ever repeat. The only memory that kept her believe it all happened was the daisy she was holding in her hand. She smiled and in a while heard mom calling: "Annaaaa, breakfast is on the table…"

Is your nose too big? What about your lips... are they too thin? Do you think your behind should be bigger? As you know, nowadays everything can be fixed, just one must have ehm… big money to get involved with this modern "hobby". Honestly speaking, sometimes I don't believe my eyes, when I see on the Internet pictures of people, who became plastic surgery addicts. In fact I don't know whether I should pity them or should be angry with the doctors, who are able to destroy appearance of so many psychologically sick people, so many victims, who unfortunately can't accept themself the way they are. Such people want more and more and it looks like some of them have no limits...

I guess, you have noticed that there exist a special category of women, who are able to pay million dollars for better appearance, even though the result is usually not that awesome and "natural". Where do they get such money from? Are they all gold diggers who search for silly pervert sponsors? I have no idea but let's say that money is the key word...people pay - doctors cut, enlarge, transplant etc. Anyway, what I find disgusting is that doctors, who should help people are able to destroy some bodies, just because mentally sick individuals give them money... I wonder, where is a fine line between what's still acceptable and what's not.

When it comes to Body dysmorphic disorder BDD (medical term for those, who feel like some parts of their body are not alright and need to be hidden or fixed), it is defined as mental disorder and such people need help, they need to see specialist, who would help them and teach them to love themself and understand themself better. However, such people would hardly see a doctor, this is the main problem and unfortunately sometimes they have no family, friend support, etc…

Plastic surgery is very old, it isn't anything modern, however the original purpose was to fix bodies that were somehow harmed – especially during the wars. Unfortunately it evolved into something controversial, debatable which seems to have no rules, as you can see a guy, who wants to look like Ken or a girl who see herself as Barbie, a lizard man or a cat woman. So I can just call out of my window like insane: PEOPLE WAKE UP!!! Don't you think there are better ways, how to spend money? Ok, if you don't know it, you can send them to me and I will do it instead of you :D

Let me add that I wrote this all because two days ago I came across something very, very shocking on the Internet and I want to share it here with you. A German girl, who was normal nice girl, have got obsessed with plastic surgeries and tanning. I want to show you here something alarming, which is in my opinion dangerous, especially as her husband supports her in this!!! Don't you think, she needs a psychologist? Don't you think her hubby needs a shrink too? Don't you think that doctors who were able to make her breasts size S are still doctors as something like this can seriously demage her health? I would like to suggest something. In my opinion such plastic surgery addicts should go through a psychological compulsory questionnary before plastic surgery, which would be checked by the psychologists. I know it is just naive and unrealistic vision but it is really hopeless to see, how people are able to spoil their look…

Picture was taken from: https://www.super.cz/496425-uz-nedesi-jen-obrimi-nadry-nemka-28-ze-sebe-v-solarku-udelala-africkou-babicku-jde-z-ni-hruza.html

Having abilities, money and unlimited possibilities is something, what each inventor needs. I have none of the above, just one cool idea but it counts too, nah? So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you my last invention...

                                                    *********** a dream recorder **************

             Applause please :p Ehmm... thank you, thank you.. Let me tell you something about it...

As we all know, we can train our brains to remember the dreams well enough but it takes a lot of time, effort and patience. Eventually not everybody is capable of it and that's why I am concerned that my dream recorder would make life of many people more colorful and interesting. While sleeping, you would connect your brain to a special device, which would start recording your dreams. Just imagine.. it would help you to analyze yourself, to understand better, who you are and to deal with subconsciousness, which may time to time play a tricky game with you. Some people might feel uncomfortable with getting used to having electrode placed on their head but it is just a question of time to come up with wireless version. Such inventions are told to be easily misused, however my dream recorder has inbuilt data processor, which would turn on only by identifying your face and recognizing your telepathy thought (something like a password). Hope you feel now excited about it all! What a cool relax... After coming home from work or school, you would turn on TV or laptop and would watch several dreams, you dreamt about the previous night. It would be up to you, if you prefer own privacy to sharing your dreams with friends. Let me add that there is also an extra option to let your friends enjoy your dreams by uploading them into their device, which may be challening, funny and very entertaining, don't you think so?

It is just all about your dreams... no matter if scary, funny, emberassing or emotional, all these dreams would open the door to your new world - world of the dreams and fantasy, world of better self-awareness, which is directed by the best director ever.....by you ;)

As I am not any awesome joke teller, I decided to come up with my own stories. I mean real stories, life has written. Like you all know 1st April is Fool's Day and let me confess here that once I was perfectly fooled by my husband. On that day I had a call. Somebody had called me and later it turned out to be an officer from Health Insurance Institute telling me that I had some debts there, which must be paid. When I was told something so serious, I immediately forgot about some silly Fool's Day and started panicking! I swear I had almost heart attack when this weird officer told me that I had to pay like 1.500 dollars including penalty etc. He also told me, they sent me a letter that I would recieve soon. Luckily… yeah luckily… later on suddenly this person started laughing like insane and he turned out to be my own husband!!! I didn't recognize his voice at all, I was so schocked and released – two in one. In fact, I didn't know, what should I do – whether to kill him or be happy that it was just a silly joke!

However, some years passed and I decided to take my own revenge. Yeah, again April 1st came and I started thinking, googling, what to do. After some minutes hahahaaa I found something damn awesome. Perfect tip – how to make screen of TV demaged – I mean not in real just so that it would look like this. I stuck with a little help of my own saliva white thread on TV and tadaaaaaa… it looked so trustworthy in the picture I took. Then I sent this picture to my husband and was waiting… Ehm it took him just a few minutes to call me as TV is his big love and he would do everything for it. I answered his call and was pretending to be totally devastated as I made a story that our son threw a toy and damaged the screen. He was furious, totally furious yelling at me, how come I wasn't able to check our son, wasn't able to stop something like this etc. I wanted to laugh so bad but decided to extend it all little bit.. however, I just couldn't and started laughing :-D anyway, he didn't believe me until I sent him again the picture of our TV screen, which was completely ok! Btw.. here is my BLOG  I posted two years ago about this situation including the picture...

This year on April Fool's Day I pranked just few people. I downloaded application Fake Call and pretended somebody from foreign country called me and also bothered me with sms. Who wouldn't believe it? :-D Poor 3 victims were desperately trying to help me out of this situation :-D Anyway, I also posted here a blog and pretended that my account was hacked. Ehm… yeah it wasn't that easy, however eventually, one person really believed it and even messaged to our founder Mr. Josef! When I came to know this, I was scared if my account wouldn't be banned as a result of my joking :-D hahahaaaaa but as you can see, I am still here :-p

When it comes to pranks, I just love it, so let me share one funny video of a Czech couple, who love to challenge and prank each other a lot (btw I would die to have such a guy at home!)

...and I keep on asking you...
"What will remain one day, when we leave this world?"
...then I can hear myself silently answering...
Maybe two soulmates dancing together in the universe...
or no more you, no more me, two burried identities lost forever...

... and I still keep on asking you...
"What exactly will remain when we both leave this world?"
... then I can hear myself whispering...
Suddenly all these tangible things we considered not that important will start making sense...
In fact our absence will give them deep meaning...
A paper with my crazy verses will become more understandable..
exactly like your cool photos will turn into interesting masterpieces...
Smell hidden in our clothes, our old-fashioned furniture...this all will give others feeling of our everlasting presence...

... however... I can't stop asking you...
"What will remain when I leave this world???"
... then I can hear myself crying..
because I know that you will never answer me...

Today I feel like I want to be useful for the society, for EC, for the whole world. So, guys… as my field is law, I would like to give you some information, not to get into troubles, alright? Firstly, let me say that the main rule you should follow, when entering the law world, is to be careless CAREFUL and ATTENTIVE. You never know, who wants to use you, bully you, who is not trustworthy and who might cause that sooner or later you would go belly-up. However, people make the same mistakes over and over again just because "they didn't know" but remember please that not knowing is not an excuse, exactly like  the famous quote says: Ignorance (of the law) is no excuse.

Unfortunately many people are lazy to read. Not just here on EC, when it comes to longer blogs  (oops, pardon my digging side :-D ) but also in real life, which might cause them serious problems. Before signing any documment, please, be sure you have read the whole text and you have understood it. Later it might be too late to regret. Don't hesitate to ask and better make idiot of yourself and ask about each and every detail you don't understand several times than to sign something you disagreed with or didn't understand. Don't forget that contract can't be also signed under the unclear, disadvantegeous conditions or under duress - under the pressure. I am not talking here about some business contracts but about common things you come across in your daily life such as employement contract, dismissal (firing, sacking), housing contract, land contract, etc. I guess, I don't have to mention that all these documments should be in one place easily located at your home.

I do hope you are not yawning yet, so let me spice it up with something more interesting. Like some of you know even marriage is a business as you and your partner share and purchase things together, you know? However, many people don't know that it isn't just about property you buy but also about debts. So if your partner is broke, you are also down on the bottom with him/her because you are both responsible for your bad economical situation, no matter who caused it - at least according to our law. Just think long and hard before getting married, if you know your partner well enough to rely on him/her and trust him/her because to feel love is really very nice but sometimes brain is overshadowed and then... one would cry their eyes out.

As I work with dead people, ehm no I am not a gravedigger but I deal with the property after someone's death, I can tell you that reactions of some individuals will never stop shocking me. I won't talk here about greedy characters or figths between the siblings but about those, who left this world, those who died and now I have their files on the table. Some people had debts, they didn't care and borrowed more and more, others had many kids, were married more than once also didn't care to get their last will written. Others had property, lived with the spouse but had no idea that instead of spouse their kid they haven't seen for ages will inherit everything etc. I would be able to write novels about it… sad novels... just because people didn't bother themself to take action. I know that we don't plan to die but it is about fixing personal things.

Well, I know I came up with just few things, maybe important things, maybe something you don't care about, however if I should sum this little bit up, I think we should get our life in order, don't sign naively things we don't understand, be responsible for own actions, think long and hard before taking important decissions, use our instinct and brain… and maybe then our life won't be that messy … or do you want this?

Picture was taken from: https://thorncreek.church/files/life-messygif