Welcome to my “How Psycho Are You” test.
For this month, we will choose psychos by some questions being different from the previous ones.
If you are chosen as a psycho please contact me! We can do a lot together! If you hear voices or have invisible friends then you will likely pass this test with flying colors.
Please give your sincere answers and be serious!
Wish you luck…
1- What is a psycho?
b) Problematic people who use their intelligence in a bad way.
c) Crazy! I don’t like them!
d) Oh! I am scared of them.
2- Have you ever had a psychiatric examination?
a) I never! Psychiatrist must come to me!
b) Yeah… You know, I just have some problems.
c) I’ve had; for depression.
d) Thank God. I don’t have any problems.
3- Your spouse made you coffee, but you didn’t like the flavor…
a) I would spill the coffee! He/she would have to make new one!
b) I would mutter a little, then would shut up.
c) I would thank, and hide my displeasure.
d) I would thank, and would wash the dishes!
4- You are hearing the tapping of a thief breaking into your house…
a) He will make his last prayer!
b) I pick up something stiff and approach him.
c) I call for help, I feel scared.
d) I hide and hold my breath until he’s gone.
5- If someone calls you a psycho…
b) I will beat him!
c) You are that psycho!
d) God heal him. What can I do?
6- You are walking and a group of people passing by is snickering at you…
a) They cannot do it again!
b) I will keep on walking in strict confidence.
c) I will be very angry, but cannot do anything.
d) I will feel down, but try not to concern about it.
7- Your girlfriend or boyfriend breaks up with you and says firmly that he/she is done with you. You still are head over heels in love with him/her. How do you deal with it?
a) You dress in black and watch him/her through the front window at night and steal an article of clothing so you can cuddle up with the scent of them at night.
b) You send e-mails and letters and phone constantly even though they don’t change their mind.
c) You beg and plead for him/her to think again!
d) You understand it, and all though you love him/her, you respect his/her choice.
8- The most psychopath?
c) My lover /my mother-in-law/ my neighbor/ my friend etc.
d) Everyone is born innocent.
9- Let me send you a song…
a) I don’t like music.
b) Cleanin' Out My Closet, Eminem.
c) My Immortal, Evanescence.
d) I Dreamed A Dream, Susan Boyle.
10- What do you think about the person who prepared this test?
a) Psychopaty cannot be described, it can be lived.
b) I’ve written the book of psychopaty, who is she?
c) She must be a clever one.
d) Problematic, I guess…
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