Least Brilliant: First Pig

Hello everbody,
Wow, First of all I would like to thanks everybody who voted on for me, my mother my dad and myself.
It is a pleasure to be considered the Least Brilliant character among all these untalented ones and believe me it was not easy.
As most of you might probably know I have not been working hard for a long time and this award is in fact a concrete symbol of a SO SO work and I would like to share
this So SO award with all couch potatoes who are happy for being figurant in their own lives, for everybody who would rather to pup up with a bad, stressful and unpleasant job than trying to find a new one, for all people (in Brazil specially) who thinks that the verb to be is enough when it comes to English Language and at last but not at least... Ops hold on what's the problem in being the least? Well who cares. In conclusion I would like to thanks everybody here tonight again, the teacher Tara Benwell the site EnglishClub the Fairy Tale Academy and the most important you who standed up there trying to understand this bad English.

Audio Version First Pig Speech Audio

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  • Thank you so much Prostomolotova Galina so kind from you. 
    ))))

  • Great Job, Bruno! You definitely have a talent to write humorous stories! And I like your audio recording! It's so emotional! Keep it up!

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  • Thank you so much Tara Benwell. You are the greatest. )))

  • @Bruno Right! 

    And, I'm listening to your recorded speech right now. It's excellent! Thanks for adding this! (It's too bad we can't embed Audioboom anymore. Apparently, we can embed SoundCloud files if you want to try that.)

    English Tip: "and at last but not least" (I actually like how this sounds with "at" but I just want to point out that we normally don't include "at" in this expression.) 

  • Well I guess I should have written "thank" and "voted for me", am I right?  

  • I guess being the least brilliant has its advantages too. :D :D :D 

  • This speech cracked me up. Thanks for participating, Bruno! I think the First Pig won this award at my daughter's school. So funny! I wasn't able to access the audio. Have you tried using Audioboom?

    You could have a really strong opening if you made two minor changes here. Can you spot the errors?
    I would like to thanks everybody who voted on me.

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