MEGAEC City had been covered by a huge wave of atrocities this weekend. Many dead discussions were dug from the discussion cemetery. Many people were stressed out because their mistakes had been pointed in a rude way. Panic began in the city. Many reports were written to the police department. That is why Special Agent Roman Squirrel (not clumsy one) had been appointed in order to investigate this case.

The traces of a cat claws were spotted at the crime scenes. Also some parts of the black hair were found by the Special Agent Roman Squirrel in some comments. That hair had been transferred to the laboratory. On the next day, it had been found that black hair and the traces from the crime scenes belongs to a cat-woman.

In the news it had been told "Most wanted! Cat-woman! Responds to the name MARY! Reward $! She is a very dangerous and angry! Be careful, don't out from the Main Chat Room without exteme need! And please, avoid eating "Ketchup", because it can cause her rage! Only a large dose of humor intravenously can reassure her. The witnesses said they saw her near the Roman's village".

In fact, the whole MEGAEC city had been saved by the cat-woman MARY, from the endless boredom. But nobody were carrying about that. So she was unfairly labeled as "Anti-hero". And the main page of the newspapers had been decorated by her portraits!

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  • Thank you Elen! It is good to know that you like it! Have a good day!

  • Hahahaha!!! Nice revenge, Roman! Very nice written, with humour! Good job!

  • Hmmm... Ok, thank you Danny! But also I meant that everyone thought that she is a thief, not just law enforcement agencies.

  • And thank you Bet!

  • Thank you, Bet, but I think that you didn't understand my hidden joke:)

  • Thank you, Paula!:)))))))

  • Dear Bet, I am serious about posting such a blog and if other native speakers take part, it would be really funny and instructive experience!

  • Dear Paula! Although Roman started supplying great ideas for my usual nightmares, he will hardly win this competition. Sure, I don't read as many blogs as you, but he is not the most valuable source of my inspiration!

    Hope you will take part in voting for the funniest mistake in my blog I am about to post

  • Roman, there are enough mistakes in your story but this sentence is something outstanding! "She had been unjusty fated to wear this title "Anti-hero". Fortunately, I've got your idea. You should have said something like this:

    "She has been unfairly labeled with "Anti-hero" title" or "She was unfairly labeled as anti-hero."

  • Roman, nobody should be the winner for sure, we are kidding and danny is fulling around, so try not to make mistakes only then danny will not see his nightmares.best wishes.
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