Who are we?

Who are we?

Religion 1:  We are the best creation of God. We’ll go to heaven.

Religion 2:  Don’t fool yourself. It’s we who will go to heaven. You’ll burn in hell.

Science:      We are just a mutational mistake.

Money:        You’re my slave. Get on your knees now!

Satan:          You’re an excuse maker. You do all the craps and then blame me.

Earth:           You’re a burden.

Aliens:          You? Who?

Universe:      Why bother? You’re not even a millionth of a grain of sand.

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  • Mary: Life is short. Eat tacos.

     

  • It seems someone is in a sarcastic mood... I had to smile, though. Do you wanna hug? ;) 

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