Religion 1: We are the best creation of God. We’ll go to heaven.
Religion 2: Don’t fool yourself. It’s we who will go to heaven. You’ll burn in hell.
Science: We are just a mutational mistake.
Money: You’re my slave. Get on your knees now!
Satan: You’re an excuse maker. You do all the craps and then blame me.
Earth: You’re a burden.
Aliens: You? Who?
Universe: Why bother? You’re not even a millionth of a grain of sand.