Dear Luci, sorry for being late but I have a great excuse! I am having a poetic battle with my wife and she is about to win!
Nevertheless, here are a few slogans I could come up with.
Toilet parer:
Feel a tender touch sitting in the only one place you can be yourself!
A kitchen knife:
So sharp is it that seeing your wife holding it, you had better put on the cuirass!
A trash can:
Be a gentleman or you can find yourself there one day!
A plastic bag:
If you are sure you are not a docker, just use plasic bags to deliver your wife's purchases. But if there is something she will not be happy to see, we will provide you with paper bags!
A clothespin:
It is so tight you will never get off the hook!
Sorry , dear! No pictures, but I tried! I am done with all your words! Satisfied? hahahaha!
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Thank you, dear ELF Noor!
Nice blog..!!!
BTW AG, why you called her three times...:x
And LUCI accept my apology also..now a days I can't participate in blogs writing..^.^
Stay blessed,
Danny sir, Luci, AG and all..
Luci.. Luci.. Luci...
So sorry for I didn't participate :|
Danny,
Thank you for you have participated :D
Luci, dear! I read your slogans long ago! As to our battle, you will never know the end until you read it! Hahaha!
Luci, dear! It was really tough, especially a plastic bag. As you may know, I am not a copywriter! Hahaha! I don't like my slogan for that damned bag! I will try to come up with something else. As a matter of fact, I have replied to my dearest wife today! Have you read my new masterpiece? LOL!
Thank you, dear Lady Anne! I did my best!
You really made my day, Danny! :))))
They are indeed catchy. Too catchy to say so. I already made your blog my antidote to my monotonous life.
Love it and like it to the max!
Luci, I have done it! All your items will be easily sold from now on! LOL!
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