The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."


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  • De nada Janeth! The items you mentioned are important for the new marriage. Adam is not that kind of man who is ready to provide them. Thanks, Janeth for your comment on The Wedding!

  • Shookran bizzaf, Zaynab! Thanks for that long sincere laughter. Yes, I agree with you. That woman is better avoided. Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

  • Thank for sharing!   I think that if the are not able to agree in that kid of things it is much better not to have the wedding. Today the problem is the number of people they are going to invite, to decide the day of that wedding, they are not not ready to get married (in my opinion).  Afterwards the problem will be what kind of house they will buy, what table fits better to the kitchen, etc.  You can see that that marriage won't work...

    That was a funny story, by the way. Thanks for your blog.

  • Hhhhhhhhhhh the second one is very funny ! Should i feel sorry for the unlucky women or for her poor husbands ? XD 

  • Kiya karega? Zindigi eyesa. It is life, Anum. Bad luck and good luck are going side by side until the day of Judgement. Thanks, Anum for your comment on The Wedding!

  • haha bad luck of those men :P well starting was serious and end was funny.

  • Teskkur ederim, Emre! Lol! Life is full of funny things. That kind of woman is not lucky. Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

  • Very funny, where did you find this story Dara. She has a very bad luck and out of ordinary life. 

  • Asante sana Salma Ibrahim! Thanks for pressing the like button of The Wedding!

  • bienvenido mi encantadora dama! Thanks, my respected lady, Nan. The bad company will give you a headache. It is better avoided. Thanks again for your nice comment on The Wedding.

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