The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • Albukhl ya Ahmed. Aoothu billah min albukhl. Adam bakheel wa jaban kaman. I really appreciate your comment and pressing the like button too. Thanks, Ahmed Iraqi. I'm glad about your nice comment about The Wedding!

  • I think Sarah is so lucky to find the truth about Adam before getting married. A very rude behavior from Adam not to respect his fiancee or care about her or her family and her happiness. .... the other story reminds me the proverb "curiosity killed the cat ",, but I will change it to "curiosity saved the husband" :)

  • Ah, what a story, i just hope it is fictional story and there was not such poor women...

  • Shookrun Shokan. You were right, we are selfish. But I guess Adam was mean too. I really appreciate your comments on The Wedding.
  • Oh its meaningful and the man was selfish , well done
  • Hehe, tidak Lina. Itu bukan aku. Hehe, no, it wasn't me. I am sorry for my late reply, I was on vacation. thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

  • Spasibo Elvina! It's true, some of us are very selfish. We care about ourselves only. Thanks for your nice comment on The Wedding!
  • This story made me think about men who  are selfish,arrogant and don't like to care about anybody. This story is teachable.

  • Shiang shing wo, Believe me, Ultra_Kid, in life, you will find plenty of strange things. You have already commented on that discussion about weird habits or strange traditions. Thanks, my dear good friend for your comment on The Wedding!

  • This is a funny story. I wonder is there a situation like this in real life :)

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