Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding. Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,
"My uncle is the only person from my family."
" But why Adam?"
"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.
" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.
Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."
"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.
This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:
The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,
" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."
"Yes darling,"
"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.
Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"
She said, " dear, this is a long story"
"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.
She began narrating,
" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen. The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"
Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."
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Khob khon Jennyp! Thanks for your nice comment. Could I be one of your friends? Send me the friend request. I appreciate your time about The Wedding!
hahaha
funny
Grazie Elena, I hope I learn some Italian from you, too, thanks for your encouraging words on The Wedding!
It's really a funny story, I liked it very much and Dara I have to say that I like your style of writing, it's clear and your English is COMPREHENSIBLE!!!!!
very laugh
Ap kesei hain Sach Agrawal? By the way, Lady Inna and you are the only people who noticed that there was no wedding at all. Of course, some members referred to that in some way, but you pointed to that frankly. So, the main factor between the two stories was the wedding which did not take place. Thank you very much.
Hello sir, as your blog suggest wedding, I didn't find anything related to that. Though, it was funny indeeindeed. The both of story you have mentioned over here indicates that the love mutual understanding, caring wasn't there,though, in a funny way. However,as far as my point of view about marriage is concern, wedding is not just about two different genders coming together to have their new breed, it is about two soul gets together to spend whole life together accepting each other flaws, weaknesses, and even after that they love each other for what they are. Any wedding that exists in the base of respect, mutual understanding, care for each other, loyalty, love long lasts,many many births to come. Thanks for the blog, Sir,it was good, but could have been better!
the same goes to it the woman know what her futureholds but still she wanted a new husband exactly knowing what will be the end of that husband.
Mambo Anselmina Shinyaka, These are the contradictions of love. Adam doesn't want to spend any single dime on his woman's relatives. My lady, wait! We knew Adam is selfish but what about the other story? Thanks for your nice comment about The Wedding!
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