The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."


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  • Tumhari merhbani Sarakhan, main bahut pasand ap meri dost. Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

  • dats funy n sad at de same time

  • You're welcome Mr Gino.

  • Khaili khob Fahim. It's an international problem. In our country and some gulf areas, the more the groom pays, the better he is and so his wife. experts in our country want to put a limit to this high dowry matter. Thanks for your interesting answer Fahim.

  • Unfortunately yes. Young couples and their families must pay lots of money for the wedding party!!!

  • Khahesh mikonam va khaili khob. I hope to be one of your friends. Do you pay a lot of money for these occasions? Thanks for that smile of yours about The Wedding!

  • The first story is so near to the fact. You know wedding party should be a luxury party in my country and it's not a simple ceremony.

    About the second story I can say It's funny and made me smile.


  • Hehe, terima kasih banyak Soyo. Saya bahagia saya teman kamu sekarang. I hope you see Hina and tell me how you do it in your country.  I wonder why don't you want to be like Adam or that husband of The Wedding? Thanks for your nice comment on The Wedding!

  • a very funny story, just thinking i don't wanna be both adam and the husband :-D

  • Bahut bahut shukriya Romel! Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

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