The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."


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  • Yes, very funny story, after reading through the article, I find a little bit relaxed during the boring office.

  • Salam jana rahmat saja! I hope to be one of your friends. I really appreciate your comment on The Wedding!

  • Very funny story.

  • You are most welcome, Pencil. I hope to be one of your friends. Are you from Turkey? Thanks for your nice comment on The Wedding! 

  • Ikaw kalimutan Pia, gosto ko kaibigan mo. I hope to be one of your friends. Thanks again for your comment on The Wedding!

  • All  the  time  Dara...   :)

  • Shookrun ya Jimi. Inta farda, ma bagdar agool haja. Thanks for your comment about The Wedding!

  • Maraming salamat Pia! ikaw talaga maganda. I hope to be one of your friends. I like those expressions of metaphoric and gripping about The wedding! 

  • It's a gripping article Dara... Metaphoric and funny as well. Have an awesome day!

  • Assalamu alaykum ya Leo peter. Anta mneeh? shook run ala taaleegak ala azzafaf. I hope to be one of your friends, could you add me? Thanks for that unethical expression about The Wedding! 

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