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 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • So funny!!!
    Ah! Adam 's got reason It's easy for him to escape & save his skin.

  • Gooten morgen Zivi, I hope to be one of your friends, thanks for your nice comment about The Wedding! 

  • lol dara, nice one

  • Nanndree Shoba! I agree with you, we should be more patient and considerate with our other halves, and who knows,  one chance might be successful. Thanks Shoba for your nice remark about The Wedding!

  • What a funny story! Thanks for sharing it with us. 

    But, dear Dara, I can't understand one thing. Why did the man run away like that? The poor woman did not do anything to her former husbands. It was just bad luck that all of them died due to one reason or another. 

    I think men should be more kind to women like the one in your second story. LOL. 

  • Halet chetore Saba? Sal nu mbarak! I would like to share the same opinion with you, Saba. He won't have the courage, but I guess, he will marry again. Thanks for being my friend and commenting on Wedding!

  • Hahaha........very funny stories!

    I wonder if that man have the courage to marry again :D

  • Cam on Sergei. I am glad about your two words comment on The Wedding!

  • Its good 

  • Terima kasih kembali, Yudis, teman baru saya. Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

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