The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • Kimon achen Taslima Monira, Donnobad! Ami jani na, but where in both cases, the events of the wedding  were not completed, the idea of linking the two stories occurred to me. Thanks for being my friend and my Bangala teacher soon. I like your comment on The Wedding!

  • It was nice....but I really confused !! what is the link between two story.......

  • Sain bain oo! Bayrlala Futaba, I want you to teach me some Mongolian language. Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

  • haahahh funny

  • Daba ana kunt gadi kanakul, lakin kanshoof al haki dialak al mizyan ya Kajaboy. Shokran bizzaf. It's kind of you to show us how cunning women could be. I appreciate your nice ideas about The Wedding!

  • hhhhhhhh 

    very amazing.

    i think there's two opposit idea kaydo nissae and man mary the women and not with their family.

     thank you so much

  • Ki daira Zyenb? La baas alaik! Shokran bizzaf ala alkoment. Ana kanabgi almareeb bizzaf ya Zainab. Thanks Zyneb for your nice comment about The Wedding!

  • nice story , i like it

  • Ap kesie hai? Main ap ko dost manta. I hope you add me among your friends. Abhishek, I like your comment about The Wedding!

  • hahaha nice one . I really liked it.
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