The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • that sounds like a shity crap particular second part,but i'm interested has he managed to throw her a stick...

  • Ap meri dost, Hadia, lakin ap boolgiya. Main ap ke kiya khidmat kar sakta hoon? I will do my best to assist. You keep on practicing and soon you will overcome all your difficulties. Thanks for that nice expression about The Wedding!

  • nice story i like it

  • Mahad sinid Camel! I am really glad to be one of your friends. Thanks for your lovely words about The Wedding!

  • Bahut shukriya Ayush! Main tumeri dost manta. I hope you add me to the list of your friends. Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

  • Nice Story :)
  • Priviet Yaroslav! Spasibo! Thanks for that wonderful expression about The Wedding!

  • Wonderful! This story is very nice) Thanks)

  • Nasilsin Apfel! Nerler dey din? Long time no chat. I am glad about that enjoyment about The Wedding!

  • Enjoyable story congratulations dara..:)
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