The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • Maafkan sahara! Maksudnya, kamu menerima dengan Jasmine! Good afternoon Sahara! You mean, you totally agree with Jasmine! I hope to be one of your friends Sahara. In that case, the angel of death might be a new name for The wedding!

  • Haha, its funny story Dara Gino, then no one dare to marry her, maybe she is angel of death

  • Subukh bekhair Jasmine! hahaha, am gara? Mamnoon! (smile) You are the first person to describe that woman as the angel of death. Thank you Jas. That was a strong one for the woman at The Wedding!

  • Halet chetore Max. Mamnoo dooste khobam. Thank you Max. I will tell the members of the club to add you and you communicate with them later. Thanks for that amazing expression for The Wedding!

  • this is a nice story dara excellent

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  • Salam Rosalind! Wasafti almraa bithat alfaal alsaiyee. Mushkilat anahs almustamir maa alinsan fi hayatu, tatalab wagfa limuhasabat annafs. Rubama kan fiha khalal. Thanks Rosalind. This bad omen woman should ask herself why? The smart description is suitable for that man of The Wedding!

  • haha,HOw miserable are her ex-husbands! She  is like bad omen for those with whom she tie the knot. You cracked me up Dara.It is very funny story and the man is really smart one because he ruun away saving his life.NIce story, I like it.

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  • Toi khong biat Nguyen quoc Tuan! I do not know why did that woman have so many husbands before. Thanks for mentioning the husbands of The Wedding!

  • Nice story, but i don't understand why the wife have alot husband and her husband was died. althougt it's a nice story!

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