The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • Ya jamaa! Huzaifa da min nana. hoowa gal kan farhan min The Wedding. Ana bardo farhan liano Huzaifa ha yakoon wahid min asdigaiyee. I hope to be one of your friends Huzaifa. Thanks for sending your brother The Wedding! 

  • it's funny wedding made me laugh ,

    i sent it to my brother who was married two week ago

    you are good writer ,keep going.

    my regards

  • Tai sao Hoa? Va cam on nui ban! Hehe, why don't like her. She had a bad luck. Maybe, if you had seen her beauty, you might have changed your mind. Smile, thanks for not liking that girl of The Wedding!

  • I don't like this girl

  • Saya tidak tahu tetapi bagus. Aida, princess of the darkness, I really want to be one of your friends, is it possible? By the way, did you know Vincent Price, Christopher Lee or Peter Cushing? They used to be the princes of darkness. I was afraid of them very much Aida. A mean or a miser person is not lovable. People hate him and hates himself too. Thanks for that long comment about The Wedding!

  • I knew one amatory guy who was very mean, liked to have many girls his life even he had the best one he loves. His lover always knew about his new gfs and always argued each other. He begged her to understand him to understand him. After reading this post, it reminded me of that such very mean guy that I've never seen before.But, finally God never existed to him, he lost his family and his lover, what a pity guy. Finally what he could do was just kept complaining and his friend found that he was such a fake guy. But I like the last one any way....

  • Hang yan hashemi ka Birdie, komansinbinda! I hope you add me Birdie to your friends. I am glad that you are smiling because of The Wedding!

  • it's a fun story which makes me smile.

  • Shokran ya Awae! Ana filan mabsoot lianani sadeegak. Thanks for your comment on The Wedding!

  • folklore great writer , comments from fb
    great

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