The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • Muchas gracias Danny Clark! I am glad that you the joke about The Wedding!
  • I do like that joke

  • Hehe, spasibo Winnie The Pooh!  She did not show those hats to him, but you know, some people like  to keep things. I do not know why Winnie! Perhaps, as souvenirs or something, they just want, not to let go. I dunno know Winnie, but thanks again for referring to those points about The Wedding! 

  • "We are looking at the final result" 

    the reason why he leave is obvious and why she showed hats to him after his refuse

  • Teskkur ederim Jesson. You were right about that. Thanks for your comment about The Wedding!

  • Priviet Winnie The Pooh, ee spasibo. We are looking at the final result, whether he or she is the one who caused that or not! Thank you Winnie for that comment on The Wedding!

  • Lol, great! he the future husband didnt like to die and wont follow the line of what happened to those who owned those hats.

  • it is not clear. The man get ridded of women or vice versa, she get rid of him (it is very likely).

  • Tumara merhbani Subir!  Tum acha hain, isli koi be cheez, ap deka, acha hain bahi. Subir, tell me why is it scary? Hehe, thanks for your admiration about The Wedding!

  • very much scary but i enjoyed. the conclusion was very interesting. i admire to u every time.

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