The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • hahaha very funny amazing....i loved it

  • Lah lah lah! aish hada ya Emy. weaish tabigi? Tawadeena fi siteen dahiya? Ya satir minik ya Emy! You are easily nervous Emy. How can you kill that man at The Wedding?

  • hhhhhhhhhh nice >> second one is funny but first one i want to kill the husband hhhhh thanx 

  • Wash rak Yahya Khelifa? Bekhair, wa la baas! Shokran bizzaf! Thank you for your meaningful comment about The Wedding!

  • funny story but in the samr time Meaningful thanks teacher

  • Kamusta Maya! Magandang tatrabaho kibigan ko. maraming salamat sa iyo para sa mga edya. By the way Maya, you attracted our attention to the nature of the two men on The Wedding. They were not ready to sacrifice or do anything for their women. According to you, maybe they did not love them at all. a marvelous attention for The Wedding!

  • Ana daba kanakul, lakin shoof ya Abdel, ana mumkin aslai alakl wa aji lihgash nahdro maak. alhaki dialak mizyan! Hehe, The last hat did not belong to me. It belonged to that man of The Wedding!

  • Nasilsin Beyzanur, iyi calisma arkadism! I am glad that you enjoyed The Wedding!

  • Its a funny story if u look at it as a joke, but if u see the deep serious meaning of it, u can see how some guys are very selfish in their own ways. And it seems like those two guys in the stories were not serious and they won't give and do anything for the women they love, or maybe we should say that they're not in love at all. Nice sories sir dara.o
  • I had a fun time when I read The Wedding.It was really nice:)
    Thank you Dara.

    Guidi Lenci - Wedding
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