The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • Buenos dias Gerardo Gordillo Munoz ee buen punto amigo. That was a good point for discussion Gerardo. I will try to ask my friends here to seek their views about whether marriage is a tradition or not? Is it a true commitment? Can we do without it?

  • Hello Dara, I don´t believe in marriage to be the true commitment to each other, I think the important thing is when you love your partner, no matter if you don´t follow the traditions. 

    I´ll take into account your advice my friend, have a wonderful day...

  • Buen trakho amigo Jmax! hehe, gran descripsion! I really like that sentence a great deal Jmax, we cannot live without them. Thank you for the good description about The Wedding!

  • It's a very funny story, I don't know why some women are so complicated. Anyway, they are the most beautiful thing in the world and we cannot live without them. Congrats man, keep writing this king of Stuff. 

  • Muchas gracias amigo gerardo Gordillo Munoz! Hehe, you are looking for a cause to be single Gerardo. believe me, it is very hard to be alone. Thanks for your nice words about The Wedding!

  • Oh men, it makes me laugh a lot... another reason to be single, lol...

    Have a nice day my friend, see you later...

  • main khosh halim ka shoma khosh hal hastend, va khahesh mikonam Breeze. I am glad that you laughed and were happy about The Wedding!

  • Hahahaha it's soooo funny story. It made me laugh thanks a lot to made me happy :)
  • Khaili khob Behnam va mamnoon! That was nicely constructed Behnam. My goodness, I am afraid of those women who destroy their homes and their families too. I hope you have a good wife, of course, not like the wife of The Wedding!

  • Hehe, gataan nhe! Hehe, bale sarkhor. mamnoon dooste khobam! Adambarfi is a young handsome man who knows how to make his future wife happy and he will never be like that one of The Wedding!

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