The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • main khosh halim ka shoma khosh hal hastend, va khahesh mikonam Breeze. I am glad that you laughed and were happy about The Wedding!

  • Hahahaha it's soooo funny story. It made me laugh thanks a lot to made me happy :)
  • Khaili khob Behnam va mamnoon! That was nicely constructed Behnam. My goodness, I am afraid of those women who destroy their homes and their families too. I hope you have a good wife, of course, not like the wife of The Wedding!

  • Hehe, gataan nhe! Hehe, bale sarkhor. mamnoon dooste khobam! Adambarfi is a young handsome man who knows how to make his future wife happy and he will never be like that one of The Wedding!

  • Wonderful! Some women are home-destroying, some others make their husbands King! A lucky man is someone who has got a kind and caring wife. Thank you for posting that story!

    All the best,

    Behnam

  • Adam in your story has nothing like me!!!! it was funny and has some points.

    about the the hat story, we call these women in Persian "Sarkhor" means the wife who "eats the head" of her husband, word by word translation.

  • Mushkel nadareh Elena va mamnoon! I am glad that you like The Wedding!

  • Hahahaha it was a funny and nice story. I like it

  • Ma laih! and da heen sha abook baeed ya Saber YE. Thanks for your nice comment about The Wedding!

  • Hahahaha it's exciting story. It made me laugh.Well done dear brother, I wish a best regards for you.

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