The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • wedding is importan things in our life .we must think it as our own condition,not just as the society.if the tow people are happy ,whichever wedding is ok.

  • Shookrun bizzaf Rasty! Ana bigit nahdro maak bikhsus The Wedding, buss inta kunta mashgool. Daba, ana kanufham alhaki dialak. Rest assured, I will inform you whenever I post a new blog. I am glad, your day was maďe by The Wedding!
  • Muchas gracias Genesis! I am glad that  you enjoyed reading The Wedding!

  • The hat of the one who escape , Amazing story , this one made my day :D .but what about the first story the one who didn't want to spend money  on the wedding that can't be the end , right ?

    any way thanks . pleas keep me posted or next blogs :D

  • hahaha the last line was funny and I really enjoy the discussion between Sarah and Adam XD

  • Priviet Vladimir ih spsibo! Thank you for your liking and the choice at The Wedding!

  • That's funny and at the same time serious! The Wedding is one of the important thing in everyone's life! Therefore you must be very careful making your choiсe;)

  • Ina koma Evangelina! I forgot to thank you for that definite thump up sign my dear respected lady. hehe, it was because of The Wedding!

  • Ya jamaaa! Waleed da farda. ana mabsoot min kalamo un The Wedding. bas hoowa amil hisabo tamam. Waleed is very careful and doesn't like hats. I really agree with him. Thank you Waleed for that alert concerning The Wedding!

  • Kalespera Evangelina ka ifharisto polini! You know Eva! to work and help others brings me happiness and joy. You are a respectable person, that is why you see from that angle. I really want to congratulate that kind of spirit in you Eva. I also want to grab this chance to say hello to your ma and pa and the rest of your family. Thanks for your concern about The Wedding!

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