Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding. Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,
"My uncle is the only person from my family."
" But why Adam?"
"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.
" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.
Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."
"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.
This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:
The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,
" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."
"Yes darling,"
"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.
Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"
She said, " dear, this is a long story"
"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.
She began narrating,
" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen. The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"
Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."
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Congratulate my friend Dara, so many viewpoints brightened your blog.
actually I have a question here what is the relationship between the first story and the second one? in the first story I think the man couldn't afford the wedding party or he was greedy .he didn't like to spend money for his wedding .I disagree with the man .I think there should be party and it should be special because it is an important event for everyone I think. about the second one it was funny.
Khaili khob Hojjat wa mamnon dooste khobam. I am very glad to be a friend of a handsome young man like you Hojjat. Hehe, hojjat , does that mean, you do not wish to or is it? Thanks for that remark about The Wedding!
thanks ... I think is the best way and the most tricky way that you can be wedded !!!!!!!
good luck.
Tumara merhbani Ali! Agar tum deka doosri taraf, tum maramat karo. Kabi kabi, me pasan agar admi maramat karega. I really want the reader to guide me and correct my direction Ali. Thanks for your guidance about The Wedding!
Very funny story Good :)
but i think i could not under stand the gap betwetwo lines , these two
"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.
This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:
Priviet Anelia! How is she going to be funny as long as her man fled from her? Hehe, I guess the husband Anella. just guessing. I hope to be one of your friends and learn some words of the Russian language from you, thanks for your comment about The Wedding?
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