The Wedding

 Sarah and Adam decided to make their wedding on Monday. Adam is very mean. He did not want to spend more money on the wedding.  Sarah told her fiancé why on Monday, and he replied that most people would be busy with their work and no one would pay any attention. He told her that they would need her father and her mother. He said,

 "My uncle is the only person from my family."

" But why Adam?"

"There will be no expenses, a small piece of cake will finish the occasion." He replied.

" What about my sisters, my brothers, uncles and aunts. Adam! I have a big family!" she yelled at him.

Then he said sarcastically, "They will be at work my dear. They will know later."

"How,,, how could you? No, no I won't accept that. There will be no wedding at all." She said angrily.

This story reminded me of that story about the man who fled from his wife after they had been wed. It began like this:

The husband dressed in complete suit and a blue hat said,

" At last honey, we are alone in our kingdom."

"Yes darling,"

"I guess, we will be happy forever," she answered.

Then suddenly, he looked at many hats hanging on the wall and said, "What are these hats?"

She said, " dear, this is a long story"

"No, no I want to hear it." He prompted.

She began narrating,

" The first black hat belongs to my husband who died at war in Afghanistan. The second yellow hat belongs to my husband who passed out because of the fire from the kitchen.  The third white hat belongs to my husband who drowned in the sea. Oh! This one, the green one, oh! It belongs to my husband who died in a car accident. The pink hat belongs to my husband who fell from the fifth floor and broke his neck.,,,,,, the grey hat ,,,,,"

Without waiting for her to finish, the man took off his hat slowly and hung it up near the rest of the other hats and ran away saying, " and this hat belongs to your husband who escaped saving his skin."

 

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  • really a nice story.... but keep this in your mind. I wear only my own hat & you can see it in my avatar. otherwise you may think it has a same story like that. hehehe :)
  • Ni hao Sampson kei xie xie. No, they are different ones but the comparison  between them is the wedding. Did it take place? In both circumstances no wedding. Thanks about your nice question about The Wedding!"
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  • Actually I can not understand the connection between the first story and the second story.  Is the lady in the first story and the lady in the second story are one person?

  • Hehe, Bohut bohut shukriya Kanimozhi, koi be admi mot nahi chayai. Zindigi sub log passan bohut. No one likes to die Kani, that was the reason that man gave his legs to the wind, Thanks for your remarks about The Wedding!~

  • Nice story,She had many experience with  his husbands,i think she had great power who wanna die soon go and marry her.Nice AND  interesting!

  • Mamnoon ya Jalil! Ana farhan lianak habaithum. Shokran jazeelan ya sadeegi. I am glad

    That you like The Wedding!

  • Nice Stories. I like both of them.

  • Naturally Just Me. She was more than bad luck. Thank you for your comment  about The Wedding!

  • Nice and exciting story . He complete narrating it and be a part of it . Maybe he thought that she brought a bad luck for the previous men

  • very nice posting Dara!

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