The Story of me & my tooth!

 



Today! On the 10th of July, 2011, I made a bravery step! I killed My Tooth!!!!

Let's go back by time, and find out what was the reason to execute my tooth. Last year, I had a nice Burger sandwich called "Five stars" from a western fast food restaurant known as "Hardees". It was consisting of a delicious thick beef burger (the core), Greenish lettuce, and white snowy colored cheese and of course the sandwich. They all looked like happy friends tightly hugging them selves before a fare well good bye. No wonder why? :) Because they will be smaller and smaller pieces in my belly! Ha ha, Well, lets go back to the main story. I grasped it with joy, waiting to taste its sweet meaty taste while watching my best friend the "TV".

" Humm" was the sound that started the marvelous event, it was my delicious dinner .One bite after another, like an aggressive lion just had a long time spent with his bad friend "Hunger". I was enjoying chewing and slicing the burger with my sharp teeth, and crushing it with my fearless girding teeth. But then boom!!, something painful cracked my right lower grinding tooth, it was a little tiny mini piece of stone in side the beef. It half broke my happy tooth. It really ouch-ed me :( and ruined my night.


                   X-Ray of my tooth, it is the second one from left

 

 

 

 

 

Since then, me and my tooth, we did not get along together, it was all the time causing me pain, and giving me a hard time cleaning it, because it was always hiding some food particles inside it. It never fed up doing that, and never had listen to my soft feelings towards it. By Time, My anger became super; I can't stand you My Tooth ANY MORE!!!!!!

My tooth, "You have put our friendship on the edge, I know I made a mistake by eating this such giant beef burger, but listen!! I didn't know! You never gave me another chance!!!" Said the poor me.

"So, I Here by, Mr. Night,, decided to give you a death sentence after all this suffering from you!! " Said the angry me!

I decided to take my self, to Mr. Dentist, to execute that devilish Tooth! Oh yaah, he was a great executor, he pushed and pulled it, many times, I felt pain, the scream came from my heart!! Awwwwwoch! He gave me the magical drug that made me to feel nothing, about my old friend "My tooth" he passed away. Do I miss him?? No!!
Off course not. I said to him: RIP!

Finally, I am happy he went to the other world away from my kind mouth.


The advantages of his leaving are as following:

 1-I don't have to stand pain any me
 2-No need to clean it's hidden food particles
 3-I am enjoying right now eating Ice Cream!! because it makes the wound frozen and then closed.

 

 

I am Happy Now Yaaay!!!!

 

 

 

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  • Wow, lots of comments, from where I can start??? :)

     

  • Oh... After the reading following text, 0 thought Mr. Night is a very romantic and poetry person .He offered me to invitve myself to the Blog's world. I agree, that description of this simtuation consist of many adjectives, and funny's, but i want to say to Mr. Night I got some sad, because i know that it's not very funny when you get illness) Commonly, after the reading other Mr. Night's Blog, i thougth, if Mr. Night take some interest story (it can be unreal) we, with our friends will get beautifull story! More than that, would you mind about taking a real name? or it's your decidition - still behind the mask) I want to express graditude to you, very interested person)
  • It is very nice story.Thanks.I always keep my teeth.Because I hate to go dentist.
  • Congrats for keeping the sense of humor while ...loosing a "friend"

    Actually your friend doesn't look very bad on X-ray, but your decision is absolutely understandable considering its lack of cooperation. :) 

  • Hahaha! You were great and brave! You've suffered your tooth for a long time!
    I'm sorry that now you've one tooth less, but you made me a funny time.   I think  you be good at telling the facts.. You've  got a great sense of humor. Thanks for making me laugh.
    At the next. :)
    _vindos_
  • Lol You are a very good story teller :D :D

    You described everything very well so I can feel and imagine what you have written.

    Err... so you have stocked up ice cream inside the freezer now?? May I have one or two of them? :D I want the chocolate one please :D

     

  • I'm so sorry to hear you weren't getting along with your tooth! Very funny story! Great writing, Mr. Night! 

    BTW-Are you going to be joining our Learning English Video Contest? You could make a video about learning English by writing poetry! 2382226379?profile=original

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