the elevator

The Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, ugly old lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady walked between them into a small room.
The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother.

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  • lol . that is possible?!! .thank you honey

  • haha................First, he should try it himself to see if he becomes younger or not? ........then go and take his wife :D

  • Suppose, the man sends his wife into silver walls (elevator) after a few seconds the walls open again and he sees a giant man of 42 years with thick mustache and long beard:D :D

    do you know, what his reaction is Vania ??? :D:D:D

  • May I know the address of the mall. I think I need to use the elevator too. :)

  • Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That was one of the best ones I've ever read in English...

    What's ur idea about the Amish ppl?

    Living within no techs  is nice by a class of itself, but the negative points weigh much more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ha?

  • Lol, good one Vania!
    Look forward your next one :)
  • lol, Thanks for sharing funny fiction.
    so, the stupid father infered that elevator would be the machine which changes the ugly old lady to a beautiful young lady. didn't he by counting down his number as if doing her age.
    wish for u to share more humors like this :)

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