Each day, we sit listening to the daily conference on Covit 19.  We hear the live statistics and Coronavirus news tracking the number of confirmed cases, recovered patients, tests, and death toll due to the deadly virus. We know the time of briefing from the ministry of health in our country. Up to now, more than three and a half million confirmed cases of the new Coronavirus round the globe.   

 I and my family got used to this kind of lockdown and this routine. People tried to cope with the situation and tried different ways. Many stories were created from Coronavirus, some of them are serious, others are fictitious, and funny causing laughter. Let’s have this one: 

    “The government has just announced that if you have five kids, your family will receive five thousand pounds per week. A man heard the news and said to his wife, "I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our four kids." When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining.

“He asked, “Where are the other three?”

*His wife replied, “You are not the only one who heard the news. Their fathers have come for them!” 

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    • Shookran jazeelan Somaya Qasim! Thanks, engineer Somaya for your nice comment. I hope to be one of your friends. Thanks again. 

  • Muchas gracias Julio! Thanks for pressing the like button. 

  • Wow! (LOL) you make me laugh a lot! In my country we have a popular saying: You are going to harvest all that you plant. In other words: All your actions will have consequences for you.

    Funny story!

    • Exactamente Julio! We have the same proverb, (you get what you plant). First of all, sorry for the late reply. Second, thanks for your meaningful comment. 

  • Thanks for sharing the funny story, Dara. Enjoy reading your blog or discussion topics. Thoughtful and fun

    • Miya Huang, wo ye she! wo de zhong guan bu hao! Me too, Miya, I am very glad to be one of your friends. I have received your nice and kind message. Thanks for your comment. 

  • Salam Walid, alash anta haka? Shookran bizzaf bizzaf!  hahaha, don't be sad, Walid. Life is full of surprises. Thanks for your quick reply. 

  • Lol that's so funny 😂 im so sad for him 

    • Alash ma bigiti, Walid? I do not want you to be sad. Life is full of happy things. Nevertheless, Thanks for your kind sympathy on that topic about coronavirus. 

  • Shookrun Ahmed. Thanks for pressing the like button. 

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