Each day, we sit listening to the daily conference on Covit 19.  We hear the live statistics and Coronavirus news tracking the number of confirmed cases, recovered patients, tests, and death toll due to the deadly virus. We know the time of briefing from the ministry of health in our country. Up to now, more than three and a half million confirmed cases of the new Coronavirus round the globe.   

 I and my family got used to this kind of lockdown and this routine. People tried to cope with the situation and tried different ways. Many stories were created from Coronavirus, some of them are serious, others are fictitious, and funny causing laughter. Let’s have this one: 

    “The government has just announced that if you have five kids, your family will receive five thousand pounds per week. A man heard the news and said to his wife, "I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our four kids." When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining.

“He asked, “Where are the other three?”

*His wife replied, “You are not the only one who heard the news. Their fathers have come for them!” 

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    • Amanda, El es celoso! My friend, Adriano is jealous. 

    • Oh My dear sugar Amanda,,,What nice laughing ...Are you a movie star ?

    • Lai e mia amiga, Adrano Martelli. Thanks for your comment and sorry for the late reply. 

    • Oh dios meo! tengu un amigo encantador! I am glad to have a lovely friend like you, Amanda Pacifico. Thanks for your nice words. 

    • Lol Dara.. What nice washing and greasing the fantastic girls....

    • Sei gelozo Adriano! Lol, What do you want me to do? Thanks for your comment. 

  • Hhhhh

    Funny story 

    I noticed in the text this pharase ``to coup with ``

    Is that right or we can write it like " to cope with"? 

    • Shookrun ya Muhammad Ibrahim. That was a mistake from my side. It should have been (cope) meaning to get used to the new situation and not (coup) which means something absolutely different from the general meaning of the context. I am proud of you for that. Keep doing it. I will go and correct it. Thanks again. By the way, who is the teacher and who is the student? Take care and thanks again. 

  • Hahaha.

    So funny!

    Women are stronger than men in every history lol

    • Arigato Yufyok! Are you sure about it? Thanks for your comment. 

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