Each day, we sit listening to the daily conference on Covit 19.  We hear the live statistics and Coronavirus news tracking the number of confirmed cases, recovered patients, tests, and death toll due to the deadly virus. We know the time of briefing from the ministry of health in our country. Up to now, more than three and a half million confirmed cases of the new Coronavirus round the globe.   

 I and my family got used to this kind of lockdown and this routine. People tried to cope with the situation and tried different ways. Many stories were created from Coronavirus, some of them are serious, others are fictitious, and funny causing laughter. Let’s have this one: 

    “The government has just announced that if you have five kids, your family will receive five thousand pounds per week. A man heard the news and said to his wife, "I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our four kids." When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining.

“He asked, “Where are the other three?”

*His wife replied, “You are not the only one who heard the news. Their fathers have come for them!” 

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    • Neer nalavar Kanimozhi!  You are quite a lady, my dear good friend. Thanks for your comment. 

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    • Yo tambien meu amigo, Pilar Tafur. Thanks for your nice comment on that blog. I really like it too. Thanks again. 

  • its funny 

     

    • Buhut buht shukriya Azad! Can you resend the friend request? Thanks for your comment. 

  • So sad for that guy and our men who are not cetain for our children so we should better be careful for every cases, men. It is a good funny story for this difficult time. Thank you mr daragino. hope that we will overcome this time of no job, and praying covid-19 will pass quikly.

    • Kamu yakin Viethung? Believe me, my dear faithful friend, we are praying for the determination of that deadly unseen enemy. I hope your wishes and our wishes will come true. Thanks, Viethung for your wise comment. 

  • I gave up following these statistics a week ago. I got sick from those terrifying figures. The worst of my case is that I am not sticking to the lockdow as before. I go out twice a day .... the global social behaviour is affecting me in the negative way !! Hope that this pandemic will be over soon

    • Alash ya Houssine? This pandemic will be lifted soon. You noticed the reduced numbers of new cases and the death cases as well. On the other hand, the number of cured cases is increasing. Thanks, Houssine for your comment. 

  • Hi dear friend dara Ramadan karim to you and all members

    thank you for this funny story. It makes me happy :) . I really felt depressed during the quarantine,It was a hard time and still be.

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