Well, I am laughing while typing these lines! To join such words like DISTILLATION, FLEXIBILITY and FREELOADER in one verse is not an easy task. But I like to solve insoluble problems. So, here is my verse. Sure, it is funny and is not good at all, but I like ad-lib, so there you go!

Why not to write about distillation,

One of the greatest world inventions?

This word inspires me giving a chance

To write much more than a single stanza.

Its final product is the nectar,

A godlike pure fantastic drink

And, no doubts, its inventor

Must have been either god or shrink!

Freeloaders are always ready

To have it everywhere for free,

But free is only for a lady

Who makes believe that she agrees,

Agrees with my infamous nature,

My wild adventurous heart,

Whose flexibility allows her

To catch the ball before the bound.

HAHAHA!

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  • LUci, dear! So happy to see you here! So, you have paid your precious attention to my miserable attempt! THANK YOU! Yes, I mean that! Besides, I mean that I don't give anything to freeloades. And, am I so unbearable? Hahaha!

  • Hahahaaaa!!! Greatest world invention :D as I prefer wine, m not such fan of destilation and its nectar :D anywayz, if I got you, you invite for a drink just a lady who can bear your unbearable character?
  • Hahaha, dear Danny, did you think I didn't know that Tanya is just kidding??? But I thought it's a funny challenge to write a poem by using those words.

  • Dear Rose, it is not a new task yet. Tanya is just kidding.

  • Thanks, dear Tanya for your nice comment. It was a challenge for me to write a poem by using such weird words. Hahaha I must laugh about your new task with "MIXOLOGIST, ROLLING PIN, GURNEY"..  it's again not possible to write a serious poem.

  • Tanya, hahaha! I am already in the process! So, should I expect it tonight? I see! I hope, you will call the ambulance... or not? LOL!

    And you don't pretend, you do!

  • Rose, dear! Your poem is so nice, so sweet! True women's poetry! Thank you! Im so pleased reading your lines!

  • WOOOW! Darling! Great! It is so much like you! Don't forget to write a poem about a mixologist, a rolling pin and a gurney! So, I just make believe?

  • My dear friend Estanis! Yeah! That great person deserves the greatest monument in his honor! Hahaha!

    Thanks for understanding! LOL!

  • Lol... Danny, Good one!!
    No matter if a shrink or one god but its inventor should have a big monument.
    I wonder why I feel like having a cold beer now :/
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