Luci's Challenge: Who are we?

My friends, as I've got a great reply on my blog, I can't help sharing it with you together with my reaction. I hope, it will make you birst out in laughter if you don't even know its background. Sure, it is just a joke, don't take it serious!

My opponent posted her ideas this morning after my telling her I am Lucifer in  flash who wants to know her immost desires and can make her speak out her mind. Sure, I was kidding! So, my dear opponent replied to my blog "Who I am?":

Just look into my eyes and hear what I will tell you looking into the mirror.

Good Risty: He is so correct when he told you that you have a different orientation in life.

Evil Risty: ...but not to his humorous remarked that I prefer a girl. That was so gross! It’s not a foreign thing for me that he has a razor-sharp tongue, straightforward, and coldblooded!

Good Risty: He was just joking.

Evil Risty: No! He always finds comical in things I said, and most of the time, I thought he is not taking me seriously. Sometimes, I find him satirical.

Good Risty: Yes, I know. We started to ask ourselves “what have I done?”, “Is he angry at me? I didn’t get him”.

Evil Risty: I even thought, is this guy trying to belittle me?

Good Risty: Gosh! Stop that! It is us, who have done wrong, he was right. When will you learn?

Evil Risty: How will I learn? He’s showing me cold-shoulder!

Good Risty: No, he was busy and attending to all his students, he is not a robot.

Evil Risty: I can feel it, he is avoiding me.

Good Risty: shhhhhhh, Sir Danny is not like that.

Evil Risty: Give me reasons why you said so?

Good Risty: He helps a lot of people and very accommodating to his students.

Evil Risty: Oh yeah? But I can’t help to shake my head when he starts to tease the girls.

Good Risty: Listen. His talent is flourishing day by day here in myEC because he continually passing the legend to us, he opened himself to us and made us see how normal and cool life is.

Evil Risty: But he is an American guy, grrr..the attitude is superiority is evident.

Good Risty: You know, he is good at the thing he does and he is something else.

Evil Risty: You also know that, he can intimidate me and make me feel small, stupid, intimidated, and the lamest creature with regards to the English language.

Good Risty: Never mind that! That’s very small comparing to how big his contribution to us. He is a helping hand.

Evil Risty: I think he is weird when he claimed to be an atheist but he celebrated Christmas. :D

Good Risty: But he like music, like you do, he plays different instruments that you are so fascinated about. The mere fact that he sings will remind us that the guy still a human being with a soft heart. Plussss, his passion towards science and numbers are really awesome! I know you like that!

Evil Risty: I envy that! What do you expect he’s a Physics professor!

Good Risty: don’t you think he is funny, remember how he explained the difference between a professor and secondary teacher?!That was so funny!

And don’t try to deny, you are fond of his games and lessons here. :D

Evil Risty: Why are you defending him? He is a hard-headed guy! Who loves liquor even if he is sickly!

Good Risty: Enough! We respect him like our father and we wish him long life, so he can still teach us…

Evil Risty: ..and tear us!

Good Risty: It’s not an easy task, having diverse students and an incorrigible one like me- it is difficult.

Evil Risty: he is a Casanova!! Urgh!

Good Risty: You really like him, don’t you?

Evil Risty: I’ll ask Teacher Tanya to prepare the bow and arrow. :D He is the silliest guy I’ve ever met.

Good Risty: Oh boy! He will slice us into pieces if you don’t stop. C’mon lets’s just wish him good shape, physically fit condition, and…

Evil Risty: ..what, handsomeness???? (rolling eyes). Okay fine, I know nobody asked my opinion but geez, I’m entitled to it.

Good Risty: Let’s end this conversation. Even though I’m always critical towards him, my respect for him will never cease to exist. He will always be precious in my heart, one of my inspirations. Thank you, Sir Dan and peace be with you. :)..hey you! Smile!

Evil Risty: hhhhshhshs… smile!

ROFL.

Sure, I couldn't help replying such a hilarious, smart comment

Dear Risty, my razor-sharp forward tongue is ready to give you an uncensored answer in cool blood! Hahaha!

Episode 2 (in the bathroom this morning). Episode one is my blog "Who am I?"

Prudent Danny: "Well, buddy, I have always known your love for women would lead to no good! You see, you turn out to have two illegitimate kids and who knows how more you managed to make! And, of course, lack of father's attention made one of your daughters evil and malicious. It is all your fault! If you didn't take part in their upbringing, you have to pay more attention to their education!"

Reckless Danny: "Come on, old man! I am tired of your lecturing! You remind me of our father who had a lot of feathers on his snout, but also tried to make us perfect. And here we are! As a matter of fact, I like my evil daughter even more, she is a cute imp, she is MY daughter, my perfect genes!"

Prudent Danny: "How come you like her? She calls you the last words! She says you are a mucker, a womanizer, an alcoholic and even worse!"

Reckless Danny: "Don't you do the same? And since when having a few drinks has been considered as drinking much? And what do you do when I love women? Think about more suitable chemical compounds? You haven’t even noticed the birth of our kids as you are always head over heels with work. It is you who make me work round a clock! I just have no time for educating my kids! And, as a matter of fact, she calls you supercilious swank and she is right! Besides, she calls you physicist! So, when education is on the subject, it is your business as you are so smart, well-educated and practical! Leave me alone with my music!”

Prudent Danny: ”What do you mean? Should I educate your kids? Especially those who doubt about our orientation and believes? Just tell them, on December 25 we celebrate our wife’s birthday and it is more important for us than doubtful birth of some doubtful spirit! And tell them if we were of different orientation, we would hardly have natural kids!”

Reckless Danny: “What a surprise! You agree with me, those girls are OURS! OK, as there are two of us and two of them, let a good one be yours, but I am choosing my lovely imp! How great it is to suffer from bipolar disorder!”

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope, we will have fun together!

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  • Luci, my dear, it is I who is a victim! My evil daughter constantly flings dirt at me! It is Evil Risty who wants to get rid of me with the help of my wife! Most probably, they have already plotted and returned my verdict! Have you both read my reply attentively? Reckless Danny loves his evil daughter! What  rank ingratitude! I am not going to slice or tear either of my daughters into pieces! I am just innocence and virtue themselves! Have mercy on me! I am too young to die! There are still  so many remiss students alive!

  • So impressive, Risty dear!! How nicely you wrote all the dialogs...so intelligence in talking, smart observation. cute thinking.    

    And who can beat our teacher, Danny... no one, he is superior, full in sense of humor.

    Wishing both of your best luck.    

  • Luci, isn’t it worth the try? Sun Tzu said know yourself, know your enemy, and you’ll win. Just by expressing my thoughts, I’m more than triumphant. :D

  • None Risty.. u r just his victim here :D
  • This stand is very dehydrating. Who can defy Mr. Clark? I must be dreaming. :)
  • Will do it tomorrow..m not that bad at immitating ya ;D
  • Don't dare mom 'cause I tell you the good will prevail. :D
  • I was thinking of recording Risty Evil versus Good Risty and posting it :D
  • Take your time, dear! I'd like to see you sane, fully recovered and ready to attack!

  • I'm afraid it's not bipolar,but schizo...haha! Give me some time to renew my braincell and I'll get back. Hahaha! I can't hide the freaking evil side once in a while..:D
    This is Luci's atmosphere in the air!!! :D
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