LOVE STORIES…… (The last story)

        My sweet friends, are you bored with my stories?…if NO… please read more my blogs, if you say YES…then you must  continue to read…hahaha….I won’t allow you to stop reading …Got it?

        Today, my mood is good because  …I’m wearing a very nice dress. Maybe you don’t believe, because of this dress then I must pass a hard diet lol… but the result is great. I can “hold my head up when I walk” hahaha…

        Here are some funny stories. One, I copied from the Newspaper and one is my true story.

        A wife asked a husband to give her 500 $ for her cosmetic surgery. He looked at her from top to toe and opened his wallet. He checked the money and gave her with a lovely voice : honey, I think 500$ is not enough. Here, I give you 1,000$.

        Let’s turn back the story of mine, you know that I care about my weight so much. Even it comes to my dream. When I sleep…then I think about my  tomorrow meal . I should eat this food, stop that food…it’s really terrible. My hubby always laughs at me. Whenever we eat together, he puts to my bowl something and forces me to eat all. Day by day, my womb is  bigger and bigger…so some days ago, I stopped eating. I just eat vegetable, when my hubby saw that, he said: "oh, honey, poor you. You did a wrong way. Your weight will increase more". I ask him why, his answer made me “to choke with laugher” : "honey, look at these elephant, all their life, they only eat grass..and see…their body even becomes “oversize” "

         I don’t know what I can say……

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  • Jet,

    Thanks for your nice comment.

    Oneeeeeeeeeeeeee............where are you now? heaven? hehehe...Why I didn't see you here. find me and we will drink coffee together...

  • I'm dying............


  • And reading : A738a's blog post EAT before you THINK.

    Then I'm done for today haaha...

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  • It's seafood. It makes from "codfish" Isit right? I know, I know, its good for my health weight is very very very important in my life...

    how about this? to kill someone by a kiss.. Did you hear that? hahaha...

  • But Mitran, it is not sea food. It's from fresh water. It will not gain your weight nor spoil your health. :)) Here is a little information

    But how can you kill me? With poison, stick, or terror...akakaka...... I'm still alive now... :D :D

    Believe me, it's delicious.... (I believe now you try to look info to the market, and think about your dinner for this evening...) lol.....


    Channa striata
    Channa striata, the striped snakehead, is a species of snakehead fish. It is also known as the common snakehead, chevron snakehead and snakehead murr…
  • Yes, thanks Onee...I wish I can come your country one day....Wish my dream will become true...

  • God,, I gain 1 kg after lookng your pic. I will kill you. Youre dead...kekeke

  • Yes Mitran, that's for goat.... :D

    And here's for you. If you ever visit to Indonesia, don't forget to eat this spicy food. ^_^


  • Dear Estanis

    I love you


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