I would like to apologize to everybody who has read my blog. I have not done my best, for example, I have written a lot of bovine excreta for which I deeply and sincerely apologize. (I have this American dictionary that forces me to use American spellings) (A writer should ponder a one word which he uses for about 2 or 3 hours before he pens it (I have used the word pen instead of write to show I know English.)I have decided to make up for this by teaching how to write an essay. However, you will have to excuse me if I tend to go on a vigours tangent. ( I have used the British spelling of vigours to show that I understand the English or I am discriminate against the U.S. of A.’s English).Like my friend Shaw said. (this is called name dropping to show how many important people you know) The English do not have the ability to speak English, If Shaw had said that I wonder what He would have said about the Americans or for that matter the Singaporeans.English Language is Money. China is learning English to improve its income. For example, Today, more and more American companies are using staff which are not residents of U.S. of A.The British started the I.E.L.T exams. Now they find The Aus, The Singaporeans all producing their own books. WHY?. Because it is money. (The Americans do not sell as much T.O.E.F. books.)In an essay, You have to first make a statement then you have to back it up with proof.For example.Richard Nixion is not the idiot who said Iraq has W.M.D. he was not president at that time.Richard Nixion is not the idiot is the statement. The backup is he was not president at that time.Owning your own fighter plane does not make you a terrorist you have to hijack one.Owning your own fighter plane does not make you a terrorist is the statement. Because the statement is an assumption. The “have to “ is used.For another example,Democracy is better than Communism, The communist are starvingDemocracy is better than Communism, is the statement, the proof is the communist are starving.(if you would like to change communism to democracy feel free to) FEEL FREE TO = you are allowed to do so.My age has feebled my mind and should I have made any mistakes, I shall be extremely grateful, if you should excuse my age as a reason. Sometime, I jump on my Ass, look for the closest clothes pole and go charging against Windmills. Yi Ho Silver. (For those who have only seen clothes lines. Please go to Hong Kong.
An excellent post, with a catchy title. If I want to change democracy to capitalism may I FEEL FREE TO do so? If you so permit, then I would remind readers that in capitalism man exploits man; in communism it is exactly the opposite. Or was it vice versa? (Old Russian joke.) But you get the point. My mind too needs a defrag. Dutch jokes are no laughing matter. I'm starving. I must be a communist. I went to Yangon last year (statement) but did not see you (proof that you do not exist). I think therefore I am (not). Please continue your enlightening posts, and let's buy a fighter plane together.
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