"To be or not to be?" This question has never been answered and will never be. It is for us to decide. So, I have decided not to be a bright shining star on EC. It is time for me to collapse and to give birth to super novas. In fact, it is unnecessary as they already shine and their light is so bright! I can only enjoy seeing the results of my annihilation.
Mary, it is your fault. I told you "don't trouble trouble until trouble troubles you". My having been elected as a Star (I have always been! Hahaha!) scared off all my students and I have nobody to teach from now on! Moreover, a few male members left EC without even saying "Bye".
So, people, I have to pass away. According to my last will, it is Luci who will take my place as she is the best! She is almost like me but she is a WOMAN, a LADY. She is not that tough even being sarcastic and she has been born to be a leader.
Thank you all for the great time spent together and great experience in watching my mouth.
I have never thought I could offend any women, but if I did, I have to collapse! It looks so great!
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Yes, please start! But make it Grammar related!
Dear Bet, you can ask your grammar questions wherever you like and I will always reply. However, I have a question, too. Why have you deleted your nice funny blog? Is it some kind of uncontrollable chain reaction? I think it is time to stop spelling all that crap out! Why not to have one more interesting writing challenge I am going to start?
What can I say? I think I should start asking grammar related questions here....lol..should I?
Mary, dear, let's stop it. I don't feel like going on with this discussion now. Excuse me!
Danny, you're the one "making a mountain out of a molehill" now. I just pointed out two of your 'jokes' or 'funny comments' as kind of sexist. And they were, no matter if they were 'jokes' (and some might find funny and others don't because 'humor sense' is very subjective) That's all. I explained to you and you're smart enough to understand it. But I'll repeat for 1.000 times that i know your will is good and you are very respectful with women. I hope I've been clear enough now ...
Dear Mary, this show hasn't been expected to be a DRAMA. It has started as a COMEDY but turned out to be a TRAGEDY! I am really sorry and I will try to do something about it!
Well, I am very serious now and please, read this comment very attentively.
I really wonder that knowing me for rather long you often buy what I sell. Please, realize that I have been performing on the stage since the early age. To be a showman is my nature. This blog is just a part of my show. Fistly, I wanted to show Luci what end I prefer contrary to beheading she was planning. Secondly, I seriously wanted to find out if I really sound as a sexist as I had never been assused of that. It is really unbelieavable and inadmissible for me as more that 50 % of my colleagues are ladies and I do respect and love them.
And why are you speaking about Risty? She is still an innocent child, but she is smart enough not to take my tough jokes seriously. We are on the same wave! A few days ago she told me she was sick and fevering and would be absent for a wile. I think she doesn't even know the meaning of the word. To make things clear, I will copy the Oxford dictionary.
A sexist is a man who is influenced by the belief that women are less intelligent or less capable than men and need not be treated equally.
So, if you think I treat ladies that way, just tell me as I have to know. As to me, I have always thought that women are better and deserve even more that they have got now!
Dear Eve, I have never been an opportunist, either. If I were, I wouldn't have burned down all the bridges between me and my wealthy parents who wanted me to choose another career.
And who told you I am going to delete my account?! I have been spending almost all my spare time trying to teach you at least a little! No, I will not delete it, let it be here forever!
And who in the hell told you I am going to leave? I said, I am PASSING AWAY meaning that I am dying and I'd like my death to be as bright as the birth of a new star! People, I am a showman, I am used to working for my public! Well, I might have expected some laughter, some applause, but not the collapse of EC!!!!!!
Well, I have read all yesterday's comments and I don't see who made my dear muse Luci leave. But if you made her leave, try to make her return! I know it is not my fault as I have just heard from her. Well, it might have been the last drop for her patience as shee has always been the same rebel as me!
People, what are you doing? You all are my friends! I have never expected anything like that! Why has my innocent joke caused such a storm of emotions? Why have you made the greatest EC member, Luci, leave?!!!!!!! I will never allow you to destroy what has been put up with such great efforts for so many years! Well, I have started this mess and it is for me to make some order!
What is this? A kindergarten?
Now is me who feels like leaving ¬¬
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