To begin with I should say I am not as good at making fun like as others. Sometimes I can't even make out some funny stories. But, despite the fact today I want to give it a try! So, let's see.
Conversation between a teacher and a student:
Teacher: Dear student, ' What is a museum'?
Student: ' Sir, a museum is a place where musicians play their great music'.
Teacher: ' Really, so did you see musicians were playing music over there as I know you went there two days ago'?
Student: ' Sir, I did not see that exactly but I saw many musical instruments over there so I guessed'!
Teacher: ' I have to say, my boy, your analysis power is really good because I thought it is a place where magicians show their magic!
Conversation between father and his child:
Child: 'Father, tomorrow morning you should get up earlier than mother. And, along with it you should do any work earlier'.
Father: ' Why son, why should I get up earlier and do everything earlier than her'?
Son: ' Because today our math teacher taught us the descending order, and I am sure you know what is it, right?
Father, ' Well, dear son, then let me teach you the ascending order before tomorrow morning comes'!
Son: ' Then who should be the first to wake up'?
Father: ' hahaha, guess, and stop babbling, okay'!
A true story:
It happened in china. One late evening we went to a restaurant to have dinner. It was cold outside and the restaurant was located on the topmost floor of a shopping mall. So, we went through the shopping mall instead of using the outer staircase.
On our way we wanted to see jewelries so we decided to drop into a shop. we just moved towards when the doorman opened the door and greeted us saying, ''Hello, sir, good morning!
Good morning, we exchanged smiles! But after that three salesmen came up and greeted us in the same way. Obviously we laughed then one of our senior team members came and told us,' Most probably someone taught them to say, Good morning but he or she forgot to teach when they should tell this sort of greetings....lol when we even got back after having dinner they said the same thing!
Comments
Bet, dear! Your jokes are really funny! I am always sincere. I didn't find Rahul's writing funny, I told him about it. Your jokes are classic, but they are funny. I can correct your capitals, no problem.
Dear Bet, Expector is certainly right about capitalyzing. I didn't correct it as I think you know and have just used your cell typing.
Thanks, misha for reading.
@bet
Re correction: Try to capitalize the first letter of the first word of a sentence, including the title. so, 'Funny?', 'Teacher', 'Student', 'Father', and 'Son' instead of 'funny?', 'teacher', 'student', 'father', and 'son'.
By the way, can you reword your title? How about 'Is this funny?' instead of 'funny?'?
Keep it up!
Interesting!
Dear, luci, good morning but it is really morning here...hahaha!
Thanks, Marsha for reading and liking.
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