A stingy

A stingy person.

 

He is a stingy person.  His mind is set only on things that involves some  money.  He owns a house, a land and a lot of  money.......and still invests: another dwelling, and certainly not near to sea, rather a piece of land, but near to village, where you can build something...


And a vacation? Yeah! In spite of being preoccupied with accumulating money, he thinks of going into a vacation......perhaps to Polynesia.....or to Mondragoni!!!

And the best thing his acute mind chooses it's to be  at peace with himself.
So the Mondragoni holiday this year is not possible : "... there had been too many expenses ..." He says to his wife " ... this year we paid the masons ... rather I’ll buy a new coat to you. Do you remember it? You wanted to buy it last year, and then you did not. We had wasted too much money to buy that land ...!"


And now that he is still crying for the money spent on raw materials of the new house, also promises to buy for his wife the Holy coat!


And winter came...
"Honey, this evening when I get home, I want you ready. ... We'll go to buy your COAT! " and she "Oh yes ... finally!"
And in trying to estimate he talks about  with others, which he believes his friends . Yeah, because a miser can't have real friends. He also told his friends: "I think she deserves it...  certain that she deserves it ... she works ... takes a salary. Yes she deserves it: whatever  be the price she deserves it! Yes she deserves it ... Whatever  be the price she deserves it. she deserves it ..."


And finally to the store. An alterier :  high fashion!
He thinks
"At least I buy  a great coat  to her, and she'll be happy ... although this year we are not going on holiday. At least she deserves a great coat!  Yes she deserves it ... she deserves a coat .. yes, she deserves … "


The woman is mirrored and reflected. The coat is very good and gives her a lot, after all she also has a nice body....


"Dear, how do I look ?" And the husband replied,   "you're okay! You look very well... How much is this one ?" turned  to seller.
"One thousand and four hundred € ..."
"Thank you ... put it back where it was. She doesn't look very well anymore... this coat for my wife doesn't fit very well”


Here is the typical man, who cries every time he spends a cent for a whim, even if he has a lot of money.
Poor dogs and cats they would live as a stray in his backyard, if he had them!

 

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  • Vahid, who said you are free from being a stinker just because I called you stingy?

    And I'm not a kid.  You can't buy me with just a sucker.  Sam would love it though.

    (^_^)

    Vindos, how sweet of you.

    Don't worry, Vahid and I adore each other.

    We enjoy kicking each other's a**.

    So even if you see blood on your page, don't get hysterical.

    It's a pretty normal sight.

    And also, don't detest your own work.

    You did a good job on this blog.

    It's something that really happens in the real world.

    The world is full of stingy husbands...really!

    (^_*)

  • Hey  you  two , Vahid & Ohnie, I don't mind for your debate on my page, because if you're talking about religion at the end it's also my fault.
     
    I'm sorry , I never imagined that from a comic episode of husband and wife they went into something more challenging like religion. However it doesn't matter, as long as you talk in a civilized manner, as is being done now.

    On my page you are all welcome for whatever you speak, even if it's the end of my story comic, primarily because I don't like anymore what I wrote, in fact,  it's comic just for who knows really  that married couple.
     Thank you.
    You  are my friends
    Bye!
  • Haha, Vahid...you're right.

    I wonder what am I doing here on Vindo's blog talking to ya.

    You think, Vindos will kick us out of here?

    (^_*)

    Anyways, about your religion...you asked if it's important.

    Well, of course it is important and something I should respect.

    The question is...does it change anything now that I found out you are a muslim?

    Heck, no!  As long as you don't terrorize my life.

    Kidding!

     

    Vindos, thank you for letting me use your blog here to reconnect to my stingy brother, Vahid!

    Peace out, man!

     

  • Oh, and hi to you Anele.

    Been a while, eh?

    Hope you're doing well, girl!

  • Vahid, you're a muslim???

    Since when?

    I never knew that...or should I say, I never realized.

    How have you been, Vahid?

    Good to see ya here, bro.

    Miss ya!

  • You're right. Only the one who really knows these two persons  could understand and make themselves even a laugh ...
    I will take account of this thing.
  • Ok, sorry for my too late reply, and I had not seen yours yet


    It's true, sometime it's a little difficoult for me to understand others, who know the  Eniglish writing  better then me.


    Sorry for before


    goodnight

  • ... wives?

    How many wives can you have, you Muslims?

    For us Christians one only,  and it's also difficult, with the economical crisis that's there.

  • I see that what I said, if in the Italian language has done so much laughing, in English  it's doing only  turn the stomach of the reader , isn't  it?

    What do you say?
     
    It's better to remove the stingy  blog  and throw it away?
  • Yeah , that coat is awfully expensive,  but he went into a high-fashion atelier, where a coat doesn't cost less than 1000 €, and then they chosed  the most expensive.
    I wouldn't go with my wife in a store like that.
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