Maybe all of you wonder …why  I make a comparison like that? Oh, it’s just a funny thought. Yesterday, when my family had a dinner together. My husband told : “honey, I wish you like a TV then I can turn off “you” whenever I want. You’re so talkative”. Oh my God, I was so sad, but hihihi….it doesn’t matter, he will have to stand beside me until he dies…

        I put “my legs” on my “brow” and think ..think…about his joke. I see, there are so many points between wife and TV.  Hope, I can bring a big smile to your face.

        The different:

1. A power. I mean: TV needs a power for the action, but a wife no need…as for me, if I don’t eat anything for a week then I still can talk…
2. Remote control. Yes, if you want to chance the channel, then you need it. But a wife doesn’t need…she can change from this channel – society to another channel – kid/shopping or something that you don’t use the remote.
3. On/off button…kekeke, it’s very laughable. You turn on/off your TV but be careful with your wife, remember, your wife is always in ON
4. When you watch a TV, if something wrongs happen then you can “slap gently” in it. But with your wife,  you will receive the divorce application at once if you slap at her ( not paying any attention gently or strongly)
5. When the TV is corrupt, you can throw it away…your wife…it never happens hahaha…..

        The Same :

1. Talkative. Yes, both can talk days after days, years after years…until “the death separates us” lol…
2. Always update the NEWS. Sometime, both will make you  crazy because of that NEWS. But as a gentleman, you should listen to all.
3. Always change a style. Today, she can wear a dark dress (it made her  be thin) but tomorrow, she can wear a “glaring color” and …look at that, so many big flowers on there. And it’s still alright. About the TV, today is HD, and next day…wow, full HD or LCD screen.
4. Long life…hahaha…this thing is my thought. My TV is 17 years old and it’s still working. Me???...oh, you know that how old  I am.
5. Both makes  you happy…of course TV is…and your wife makes you happy too.What? You said: No…oh, come on, she did…just, you didn’t recognize it.