The Toilet Disturbers (comments opened)

Toilet is without doubt a place, where we want to rest peacefully… ehm not literally and not forever but I do believe that in such place everybody wants their privacy, right?

So just imagine... you have lived in this harmony without being disturbed for ages BUT suddenly something got changed! Your little invaders, got older and turned out to be your… Toilet Disturbers! If you think I am kidding here, just read more and let me show you, how malicious your own kids can be!

1. THE OPEN DOOR

As a mom (or dad) of a toddler, who just started walking around and one never knows whether they plan to jump on the furniture or hang from the chandelier, believe me that when you are with such devil home alone – you will stop closing the toilet door from the only one reason.. JUST IN CASE something would happen!!!

2. THE AUDIENCE

Your own kid loves you and of course there is a period of their life, they freak out when they see no mom nor dad around. They believe once you get out of their sight, you are gone forever. So logically you can't just go to the toilet and enjoy time there as your kid is hysterically crying like insane! How to deal with it? The only way is to let them watch you!!! Congratulations - you get awesome audience, right?

3. THE TOILET PAPER

As kids are playful, there are many cool games the toilet paper can provide. One day they find out they can unroll it! Wooow, what a long paper it is and how much place it can occupy in the toilet room or bathroom! Another very popular game is to throw the whole roll of the toilet paper into the toilet and to watch it floating and sinking. So the toilet paper is without doubt perfect and not that expensive toy (just in case they do it sometimes not ten times a day!).

4. THE TOILET SEAT

Just imagine .. you are woman like me (haha) and going at night IN THE DARK to the toilet without making no noise around because you don't want to wake up anybody. Damn, you just want to pee and when you sit on the toilet you feel this cold porcelain shape! DAMN, who the hell didn't put the toilet seat down? Of course it was surprise of my son!! At such moments I am really able to kill…

5. THE CALLING

Finally your kids are able to use the toilet and then you just realize you should envy them! They can rest there, enjoy mother's nature calling without being disturbed and even with full service as they can't still wipe their bottoms. So there isn't anything sweeter than to hear: Mommyyyy… comeeee.. I am doneeeee..

So... how to survive it? I guess humour is the best way because one day we will recall these days and will laugh at such situations because our toilet disturbers will be already the teenagers and will experience the same with own kids too…

Dear friends, I have no idea how come the comments were closed, so now I opened them and I am really sorryyyyyyyy about it because it somehow happened and my IT brain had no idea how :D

The pictures were taken from:

https://me.me/i/when-i-say-im-going-to-the-bathroom-ill-be-17728384

http://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-bathroom-toilet-paper-fun-games-play-playing-mess-messy-humor-humour-21476325.html

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Comment by Helena on November 23, 2017 at 10:20

LOL LOL LOL!!! I am going through it now! All the mentioned phases :D well what to say... bein a parent is really very exciting" :D My daughter wanted to let my phone swim in the toilet some days ago)))
Just one question: how did you come to writin about it here????
Good one Luci :p

Comment by Diah on November 23, 2017 at 5:51

Lol. This blog is really funny :D 

Even if I haven't had children yet, but I can imagine this will be happen next in future. Being a mother maybe a difficult thing but it's kind of a noble job. 

Thanks for sharing with us.

Comment by Rose on November 22, 2017 at 16:05
Hahaha, Luci! I laughed me sick!
All parents experience that in that way.
Sometimes, we are annoyed, and we ask with what we earn it (LOL).
But believe me, it's the best time of life when our children yearn for our presence.
If you think you are off the hook when the children have grown up...haha....wait until you have grandchildren...the procedure starts then again.
Comment by April on November 22, 2017 at 7:47

Funny blog and I've experienced almost all you mentioned above , "deepest sympathy"from me : D

Comment by Rosemary :) on November 21, 2017 at 13:50

:) mother job is always difficult , she can't have a rest even in the toilet . I do totally agree with . Thanks for sharing ur thoughts here with us :)

Comment by Mishaikh on November 21, 2017 at 13:13

Luci, what you have blogged here, is all 'natural' family matter.  I have the kids too, and my wife happened to be a working woman, so some times I did the baby sitting when my kids were kids, I used to do what you did/doing.  You blog put me in nostalgia. Thanks I missed those times.

Comment by Rahul Wazir on November 21, 2017 at 6:25

Hello, Luci! ... Well, I do not have the kid, yet, but I have seen my niece growing up... I had spent the whole day with her, that was the horrible day of my life ever ....  :D :D  but it was a fun and memorable day. 

The second paragraph of your blog is very funny!! 

Thanks for sharing it.... It is a nice blog.

Comment by Roman on November 20, 2017 at 23:11

Hi Lucinka! Thank you for sharing... But... Then it is even more difficult to raise children than I thought before. Very nice blog! I like those words most "family meeting in the bathroom"! And ofcourse that awesome picture with kid! He barely can stay :DDD but have to roll the toilet paper till the enddddd!!!! 4. Poor females...

It is OK, Lucinka. No need to say sorry! 

Thank you for sharing!


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Comment by ★ღ ˚ Paula✰ •* ˚ on November 20, 2017 at 23:10

Oh BTW....thanks for opening it up.....I told Rys.....wait till I see that girl!!!  She has pulled one of my tricks!!!!!


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Comment by ★ღ ˚ Paula✰ •* ˚ on November 20, 2017 at 23:09

Great Blog Luci!!!!  Loved It.....and no truer words were ever spoken!!!!....LOL

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