Danny's Writing Challenge: a Short Funny Story

As yesterday was Friday I decided to enjoy my life little bit and went to the bar with my friends. We were drinking, dancing and had great fun. Anyway, later I felt a bit drunk and weird as if somebody put drugs in my drink. Oh nooo my drink was spiked! My legs were so weak,  my arms became so numb that I dropped them on the floor. What the hell was this? My friends were just laughing like insane and put them better in the plastic bag - just in case I would need them one day again. When the barman came to me with the bill and I was unable to pay, I just humbly said: "Please, excuse a stupid unconscious woman." Instead of giving me some sympathy he started laughing and I literally felt like crying!!!

Later my friend suggested that I should go home with him as I was little bit out of my mind. Ohh myyy... I always liked him so I felt like in heaven (even though he was carrying the plastic bag with my arms). I just knew this night would change my life. When we entered his house, he went upstairs and asked me to have a glass of water in the kitchen. Grrr did he forget I had no arms or what??!!! I went to his kitchen and didn't believe my eyes! There were crowds of turkeys on the table walking here and there. I was scared of them so I was just waiting there. After some minutes I got tired of waiting, so I decided to walk upstairs to ask my friend, what was going on! When I entered his bedroom I almost fainted! There were two men - my friend and his coach and damn....my secret love, my dreamy man... was sleeping on his coach! I had no idea, what happened, I just knew I had to get out of there! It was such a shock that suddenly I felt my arms, which was awesome release... I ran downstairs and when I wanted to put my shoes on... suddenly I realized I had three legs. My shoe got stuck into my one leg and the heel started "growing" inside of it. Damn what an unbearable pain and I literally felt like I had a shoe in one leg and another legs were bare! It was too much. This night turned to horror and I felt I just couldn't live like this! So many hallucinations! My brain was killing me, I needed to rest it. I went back to the kitchen - to my surprise turkeys were gone, I took a big knife and was ready to cut my head and burry it with the only idea - RIP my tricky mean brain!!!

Being in such insane mood... luckily my friend showed up, took the knife I was holding and with a cute smile said: "Please don't go, stay. I will take care of you and I promise your hallucinations will soon disappear." Should I believe him or was it a new scary start of something worse? Who knows! :p

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Comment by bet on November 28, 2017 at 7:33

Hahahha....Luci, you made me smile too!

Comment by Kara on November 27, 2017 at 14:39
Hi Danny, Really interesting blogs..Hehehhe
I like it.. ^^ thanks for sharing..
Comment by MARY on November 26, 2017 at 21:47

I prefer to think that all the dumb people on EC are just idiots on purpose trying to troll us... Because otherwise, it's scary to realize that there're still some people who really have that troglodyte way of thinkin'... So I rather think they are just stupid trolls :P


Now, coming back to more important things: Cool blog Luci, thanks for sharing!

Comment by Luci on November 26, 2017 at 19:31

Peppe aka Farroq, 

well... man, I have no idea whether it is senility or dementia as you are kinda aged but as I can see you struggle with serious difficulties to differentiate between reality and fiction! The only thing I can do is to give you advice: See a doctor, it seems to be very serious problem :/

Danny and Rose, thank you for your support, guys ;-) I do appreciate it :-) Friends in need are friends indeed! 

Comment by Luci on November 26, 2017 at 19:22

Rose and Diah, I am glad I entertained you both little bit :p thanx for your comments...

Comment by Luci on November 26, 2017 at 19:21

Danny, I was also kidding :D

Comment by Danny Clark on November 26, 2017 at 17:17

Rose, I tell you, I am still able to protect all my women although you don't need my protection at all! LOL!

Comment by Rose on November 26, 2017 at 17:12

You are welcome, Danny, and another thing, no one asked for Pepe's forgiveness.

Comment by Danny Clark on November 26, 2017 at 16:56

Thanks for your support, dear Rose! I do hate to read such comments on any blogs or discussions!

Comment by Rose on November 26, 2017 at 16:53

I don't know what your problem is, Pepe.We don't need someone who tells the women, what is right and what is wrong. Are you thinking, it would be right if a man writes that kind of stories, or shows that behavior?

Stories are fantasy, and our thoughts are free.

And you are free to avoid reading our stories here.

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