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As yesterday was Friday I decided to enjoy my life little bit and went to the bar with my friends. We were drinking, dancing and had great fun. Anyway, later I felt a bit drunk and weird as if somebody put drugs in my drink. Oh nooo my drink was spiked! My legs were so weak, my arms became so numb that I dropped them on the floor. What the hell was this? My friends were just laughing like insane and put them better in the plastic bag - just in case I would need them one day again. When the barman came to me with the bill and I was unable to pay, I just humbly said: "Please, excuse a stupid unconscious woman." Instead of giving me some sympathy he started laughing and I literally felt like crying!!!
Later my friend suggested that I should go home with him as I was little bit out of my mind. Ohh myyy... I always liked him so I felt like in heaven (even though he was carrying the plastic bag with my arms). I just knew this night would change my life. When we entered his house, he went upstairs and asked me to have a glass of water in the kitchen. Grrr did he forget I had no arms or what??!!! I went to his kitchen and didn't believe my eyes! There were crowds of turkeys on the table walking here and there. I was scared of them so I was just waiting there. After some minutes I got tired of waiting, so I decided to walk upstairs to ask my friend, what was going on! When I entered his bedroom I almost fainted! There were two men - my friend and his coach and damn....my secret love, my dreamy man... was sleeping on his coach! I had no idea, what happened, I just knew I had to get out of there! It was such a shock that suddenly I felt my arms, which was awesome release... I ran downstairs and when I wanted to put my shoes on... suddenly I realized I had three legs. My shoe got stuck into my one leg and the heel started "growing" inside of it. Damn what an unbearable pain and I literally felt like I had a shoe in one leg and another legs were bare! It was too much. This night turned to horror and I felt I just couldn't live like this! So many hallucinations! My brain was killing me, I needed to rest it. I went back to the kitchen - to my surprise turkeys were gone, I took a big knife and was ready to cut my head and burry it with the only idea - RIP my tricky mean brain!!!
Being in such insane mood... luckily my friend showed up, took the knife I was holding and with a cute smile said: "Please don't go, stay. I will take care of you and I promise your hallucinations will soon disappear." Should I believe him or was it a new scary start of something worse? Who knows! :p
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