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Once, late in the night, I was walking in the park to catch some fresh air before going to bed, there was nobody around…then, suddenly I noticed that SOMETHING was following me – when I walked faster, it speeded up, when I slowed down, it slowed down…fear gripped my faint heart.
When I walked up to the park lamp post IT disappeared, then I ralised that it was my own shadow cast by the park lantern.
When the company where I work demanded that their employees not use the Office phone for personal talks, I suggested a general meeting be called where the issue be discussed with the company officials. Jimmy insisted that our Worker’s Union Official ought to participatein the meeting and should be ready tackle any issue should such be the need.
The company officials…Continue
Rysism is a moderately rare disease which renders the affected person over-sensitive about grammar and spelling issues. Rysism has an accute form especially in chatrooms and can be irritating when chatters care little about the way sentences are constructed and the wordings spelled.
Examples of Rysism in everyday usage:
1 - Man, that dude's Rysisim made our chat lame.....caramba!!
2- Hey,man, skip that Rysism and let me babble how I…Continue
I want to share a joke I got this morning in my inbox from my cousin in Canada.
Midterm exam paper:
Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
Q5.. What is the main reason for…Continue